Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club.
At the moment Nungate Towers are bathed in evening sunlight, which is reflected on the waters of the lake (which resembles a mill pond) The rowing boats are ready and waiting for members to arrive and perhaps take them out for a trip across to the island in the middle. Tonight's tailcock will be the Nonesuch, (there's never been anything like this before!) The "hot plate special" is my very own recipe for meatloaf accompanied with all the usual side dishes or salad! As for the pudding trolley, it is awash with delicious ice cream sundaes, all you have to do is choose your favourite. Of course we have, as always, a selection of canopies and volley vonts. The Minstrels are tuning up in the gallery ready to assail us with the usual selection of Madrigals and fugues, also playing in the ballroom will be our favourite local band the Tone Deafs with a selection of '60's covers! Such fun! The hot tub is bubbling away madly on the north tower, (naturally the mini bar has been replenished - well done Frank) the bungee is ready for bouncing, the gardens are looking splendid and it is a lovely evening for a stroll) The rowing boats are lined up and ready for use, as are the cars on the race track, anyone wishing to go for a swim both pools are fully set up (cossies are available)
For tonight's rofl I have : 6 rolls of tinsel
2 tons of snow
Sundry carrots (limp)
Bucket of coal lumps
Dozen Christmas crackers (6 used)
3 Barrels of Eggnog
Truly a fine pile of goodies tonight!
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

Carriages at midnight

[excelsior-1]

good evening from zakynthos

although i am 1900 miles away, i am still thinking of you all - and to that end, i have sent my tardis over there with a few items for the raffle .... queenie has a key to get in - the items are .......

... three soft toy turtles
... one plate of swordfish souvlaki
... a paper 'zakynthos' fan
... one of my hawaiian shirts (i can spare it)

when you have taken them out, please secure the door properly - she is an intelligent ship, and she will automatically dematerialise and come back to me

[tonyav]

Yeah, I wouldn't mind a swim Daisy, then a quick blast around the race track I think.

[DaisyNonna]

Yuck! No way Tony.

[tonyav]

Good evening, excel. Nice and hot still ?.

[DaisyNonna]

That was Lady Chatterley, Tony. Race you to the pool!

[tonyav]

DaisyNonna
Yuck! No way Tony.


Ok ok daisy, only jesting.

[nungate]

Well hello there you international traveller you! How are the hols?

Tony he was a gamekeeper!

[tonyav]

Tony runs for the pool, shedding clothes as he goes.

[excelsior-1]

too bleedin' hot sometimes

[Mammar]

Evening all!
I'm in dire need of a Tailcock and I think I may skip the meatloaf and go straight for a knickerbocker glory.
Roffle: 4327 cherry stones
3 hard boiled eggs
2 slices of mouldy bread
Bit of mousetrap cheese
And a rusty nail

[nungate]

Travel by Tardis too Excel! At least you won't have to worry about baggage restrictions! Not on a Tardis. Did you know they are going to announce the new Doctor tomorrow at 7.00?

[tonyav]

Tony he was a gamekeeper!


Ah, so you have read it then nungate ?.

[DaisyNonna]

Hi excel. Ready for 7pm BST tomorrow?

[nungate]

Hello Mammar good to see you

[tonyav]

Right, I get the picture, excel.

Evening, Mammar.

[nungate]

I confess I have read Lady Chatterley. So? Have not nor will I ever read any of those fifty shades books though - I have my standards!

[tonyav]

DaisyNonna
Hi excel. Ready for 7pm BST tomorrow?


I think Doug Ellis, Daisy lol.

[Mammar]

Excel, I've slipped a Tobletone into the Tardis for you.
Hope it won't melt in all that heat

[excelsior-1]

yes i did know about the live bbc programme .... and i am really p****d because i cannot watch it - i shall have to wait until i get home next weekend and watch 'catch up' or 'i-player' or something

[DaisyNonna]

Mammar, Hi! Love hard boiled eggs.
Beat you to it Tony!