Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club.
Igor is at the main entrance, eagerly waiting for members to arrive so he may relieve them of their coats, cloaks and broomsticks ready for their concealment in a variety of places throughout the Towers known only to himself (members are reminded that their items are left at their own risk and the management cannot guarantee their safe retrieval at the end of our revels)
Tonight's Tailcock will be the "Black Cloud" as I am currently under one my team having thrown away their chance of a title this season. Roll on season 2014/15 and better things!
Our Hot Plate Special Tonight will be roast chicken with all the usual trimmings, of course there will also be our world famous volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers. On the pudding trolley tonight we have Lemon Meringue pie, with strawberries fresh from our very own green houses, and whipped cream.
Members are welcome to try any and all of the facilities here at the Towers.
The indoor pool in the dungeons awaits his first swimmers (we have swimsuits available for those who didn't bring one with them, indoor pool doesn't approve of skinny dipping) The bungee is ready, with new elastics atop the highest Tower, (beware of the piranhas in the moat) and on the North Tower you will find the hot tub and mini bar. Members are welcome to wander the grounds and gardens, and by the lake the rowing boats are ready for use, as is the race track, race cars are also prepared ready for members wishing to try their hand at racing. Indoors we have usual treats. Playing in the Ballroom tonight are Alf Rodrigues and his Latin Banditos, for members who might fancy tripping the light fantastic, later on we may have some karaoke. Yet again the Minstrels have managed to circumvent the security measures and are setting up to give us the usual fare of madrigals and toccattas! how are they managing to get in?
Members are requested not to feed the Triffid in the conservatory, but we have left out some fruit etc. for the spider monkey who may come down to be fed by hand. This and many other treats are available to members. Why not have a stroll down to the stables and meet the Llamas, alpacas and Spot the Zebra? We also have nice little herd of goats who were left with us for a brief spell but who are still with us and have multiplied! We're keeping the babies!

for the rofl tonight I offer:
a back four defence with more holes in it than my kitchen sieve
a referee in need of a guide dog (there's no way that goal was offside!)
and a
very large boot for booting the backsides of players who are in need of a good boot up the proverbial!

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals though if anyone from A Madrid looks near, the cannons have been loaded


carriages at midnight

[DTCwordfan]

well it's down - we're just being extra loopy this evening.

[queenofmean]

Hiya Daisy not too bad thanks nothing new to report really just the same old same old

[tonyav]

Well done DT, isn't a full moon tonight is it.

[DaisyNonna]

Have two complete coffee sets, cups, saucers, milk jug, sugar basin and coffee pot. One Portmeirion. Bought for me when I wen away to Uni. Not been used for over 20 years.

[DTCwordfan]

ah, maybe - that explains the howling in the graveyard.......

[nungate]

same old, same old my foot! We've had her young man staying over again, he's not long left to go home. He's a very nice chap, and he is very good to her (the fool!! ;-) )

[tonyav]

DTCwordfan
ah, maybe - that explains the howling in the graveyard.......


Yep, that would be it, DT.


that reminds me I must shave my hands.

[DTCwordfan]

A bikini wax treatment for you then, tony.....?

[nungate]

I should have mentioned that I have a lovely penchant for nice china, have a few sets to my name (I suppose I could donate to Queenie's "bottom drawer") and I spotted the coffee cups and loved them, but I bought to coffee pot and cream and sugar, then someone who shall remain nameless broke another plate from my everyday set, so I reckoned time for a new set so I went for the pattern of the coffee pot, so I ordered them online from a well known supermarket chain, and went to collect them the other day and when I was there decided to buy the coffee cups etc too! Desptie having a couple of really nice coffee sets already - just like our Daisy! I love crockery!

[DaisyNonna]

Oh to be young!
Palms Tony?

[nungate]

I'm sure I have some Veet in a box somewhere Tony (no stubble left) I'm not allowed to use it these days after the ulcer ... (leg)

[tonyav]

No Dt lol.

Yes Daisy.

[tonyav]

Thanks nungate, i'll give the Veetabix a go, does it taste nice ?.

[DTCwordfan]

Mix it with milk and you should have milk of amnesia, tony

[nungate]

not really Tony,

[tonyav]

Good idea, DT, I could do with forgetting some stuff.

LOL, have you tried it, nungate ?.

[DaisyNonna]

I have 2 favourite tea plates. Some kind of plastic, belonged to my children when they were small. One has caricature cats, the other a caricature scarecrow. Encore by Gaydon. No longer produced.

[nungate]

occasionally Tony, not allowed to at present, .....

[nungate]

they sound like fun Daisy, would you believe I keep an old bowl Queenie used as a toddler on my window sill in the kitchen despite it being broken?

[DaisyNonna]

Yes I would nun. Memories are precious but sometimes you need something you can see or touch.