Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club.
Igor is at the main entrance, eagerly waiting for members to arrive so he may relieve them of their coats, cloaks and broomsticks ready for their concealment in a variety of places throughout the Towers known only to himself (members are reminded that their items are left at their own risk and the management cannot guarantee their safe retrieval at the end of our revels)
Tonight's Tailcock will be the "Black Cloud" as I am currently under one my team having thrown away their chance of a title this season. Roll on season 2014/15 and better things!
Our Hot Plate Special Tonight will be roast chicken with all the usual trimmings, of course there will also be our world famous volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers. On the pudding trolley tonight we have Lemon Meringue pie, with strawberries fresh from our very own green houses, and whipped cream.
Members are welcome to try any and all of the facilities here at the Towers.
The indoor pool in the dungeons awaits his first swimmers (we have swimsuits available for those who didn't bring one with them, indoor pool doesn't approve of skinny dipping) The bungee is ready, with new elastics atop the highest Tower, (beware of the piranhas in the moat) and on the North Tower you will find the hot tub and mini bar. Members are welcome to wander the grounds and gardens, and by the lake the rowing boats are ready for use, as is the race track, race cars are also prepared ready for members wishing to try their hand at racing. Indoors we have usual treats. Playing in the Ballroom tonight are Alf Rodrigues and his Latin Banditos, for members who might fancy tripping the light fantastic, later on we may have some karaoke. Yet again the Minstrels have managed to circumvent the security measures and are setting up to give us the usual fare of madrigals and toccattas! how are they managing to get in?
Members are requested not to feed the Triffid in the conservatory, but we have left out some fruit etc. for the spider monkey who may come down to be fed by hand. This and many other treats are available to members. Why not have a stroll down to the stables and meet the Llamas, alpacas and Spot the Zebra? We also have nice little herd of goats who were left with us for a brief spell but who are still with us and have multiplied! We're keeping the babies!

for the rofl tonight I offer:
a back four defence with more holes in it than my kitchen sieve
a referee in need of a guide dog (there's no way that goal was offside!)
and a
very large boot for booting the backsides of players who are in need of a good boot up the proverbial!

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals though if anyone from A Madrid looks near, the cannons have been loaded


carriages at midnight

[DTCwordfan]

time to depart, me thinks, one hound to go out whilst I go an use the watering can on them those annuals.....thank you for the hosposhtivitality and a good weeke to all

[tonyav]

We also have a few things from when the kids were small, little dishes, plates and even spoon and fork sets also that special Calpol spoon !.

[nungate]

Good night DT, sleep well. (don't get your feet wet while watering those annuals!)

[tonyav]

G'night DT.

[DaisyNonna]

Lekker Slaap DT. Have a good week. May your dreams be gentle.

[DaisyNonna]

Admit to some cutlery Tony. Even have a pusher still.

[tonyav]

What's a pusher, Daisy ?.

[nungate]

I may even have some of that too ..... somewhere! Pretty sure her Peter Rabbit china set is still around too, it'll have been packed away in a box somewhere I'll dig it out if she ever gives me grand children!

[DaisyNonna]

Imagine a tiny spade with the flat bit at the bottom bent down 90 degrees. Used to push your food onto a spoon.

[tonyav]

I'll dig it out if she ever gives me grand children!


nungate, surely you mean when !.

[nungate]

No Tony, the way she works will be if .... always been awkward!

[tonyav]

Right nungate, I get the picture.

[nungate]

that's good Tony, now, could you explain it to me?

[DaisyNonna]

Will you be able to give them back?

[tonyav]

nungate, I'm afraid it's one of those unexplained mysteries.

[nungate]

grand children? Once I've got them I'm keeping them!!

[queenofmean]

We actually were discussing this today - freaky

[tonyav]

Ohhhh, how about that then, nungate.

[nungate]

you mean you and the "wood butcher" .....................and?

[DaisyNonna]

Eric reports that the seatbelts are fitted and that a padded double saddle has been installed as part of a special deal.