Starting on a very personal note, THIS very posting is my 5,000th on AB. I expect my Blue Peter Badge to arrive through the post any day now ~ at the very least a brownie badge for one-finger typing and abacus bead sliding!
This will also be the third week in the reign of Queen Jan the First and the second week when she'll be launching her own posting. Last week, you will have noticed that AB was "acting up" as we were approaching zero hour, but Queen Jan the Calm coped well with the situation. Hopefully, no such problems will occur this week.
I feel like I have to defend all the 'celebrities' in thejungle. Now that Christopher Bigins has gone into the camp, how much BIGGER a celebrity do you want?
Maybe the rest of the men are watching the end of the football before venturing into the shrubbery, or perhaps they're smitten with Gemma or Cerys in the jungle !!!
..and the cunning plan is how to make your escape in time for the KM links...
... mark you I think Sarumite has been well aware all along that "the shrubbery" is an anagram for "bury the herbs" ...
..those mushrooms gave it away.....
Strix ... I always have a cunning plan that enables me to be at the head of the KM Links queue ... must now away for a while to contemplate tomorrows tactics!!