Maud Over 50s Club

[ladyalex]

How does your garden grow ?

19 Label the mixed up pegs

No number of letters given. All the other answers are flowers.
Thank you . :-))

[ladyalex]

Yes, a bit of a monster, but I didn't really start it.....whatisname was the culprit.....craft1948, I think...and he's been spending days with Diane 1954...she said so on this thread.
Talking of threads...where are my scissors ? Do you have them, x-ray ? I can see through you , you know, so don't try to lie......

[ladyalex]

Grasscarp! This is not a Tinternet dating site.

[x-ray]

Yes Grasscarp, you're right....know what you mean.
I'll stick with Quizzes and Puzzles......much more friendly

I know that "I can see through you" phrase ladyalex - it's been used in the shrubbery......but I make a lovely photo !

[smouse]

didnt realise you were four years old than me diane1954 I was born in 1950

i'd like a horlick later if thats possible

I'd do a quiz if one of you will give me my pen back

[grasscarp]

There is one ABer who I could fancy, but mainly for the size of his IQ you understand....... are we allowed to drift off the thread? I think at our age it is understandable. Btw your reading glasses are next to the sugar bowl in the cupboard.

[grasscarp]

smouse she is 4 years younger, or are you trying to prove you are eligible for this club?

[x-ray]

Enough of this nonsense.....I only came on here cause I've done the Telegraph crosswords and scrabble puzzle and can't finish the quizzes I'm doing.
Better than chatterbank thouigh

[baitress]

Hey my lady, I have managed to escape. All I have to do now is to find a way out of this straitjacket. Anybody out there got a pair of strong scissors.

[ladyalex]

We are allowed to do anything we like.....what was this thread all about anyway ? Was there a question ?
I don't have your pen , smouse, but I definitely have somebody's scarf.
Horlicks is OK but on no account can anyone have Ovaltine. I can't stand the singing.
PS Bet I know whose IQ you're lusting after....

[grasscarp]

Cant let you have sharp scissors in your present state, sorry!

[ladyalex]

Baitress ! Hurrah ! you've eluded them! Just try to keep hopping in our direction and we'll untie you when you get here.
I'll get the kettle on again.

[grasscarp]

Ladyalex. It must be my black wool scarf. I left it under my seat on the Virgin flight to Chicago last week. (and this is true!)

[ladyalex]

Bye bye x-ray.....but please leave my scissors before you go...we need them to release baitress.

[ladyalex]

I'll give the scarf to baitress when he gets here and ask him to pass it on to you, grasscarp.
Now what about the rest of you ?
I'm sure there are other things that you have all found that could be returned. Get searching.
Did somebody mention tea ?

[Jan1957]

Oh there you all are. I visited another thread and couldn't remember the way back. Anyway I'm just off to get a port and lemon. Anyone else want anything?

[smouse]

grasscarp what club?
I though this was a thread about sewing with all this mention of scissors

[ladyalex]

I'm not allowed alcohol any more.
Not after the incident which, mercifully I have forgotten......
You should keep hold of the string, Jan, keep hold of the string

[grasscarp]

Thanks for offering Jan. I am half way through a bottle of Azerbaijan wine that I was given this week. It is a bit like alcoholic ribena! If anyone can make it to Heathrow I have 3 more bottles!

[ladyalex]

Oh my god. Grasscarp is a pilot.

[grasscarp]

Smouse - we can discuss sewing if you like, or anything else that takes your fancy. This club is in its infancy - and its dotage at the same time!