Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.


Two knitting bags and a selection of large triangular knitted garments were found scattered around the clubhouse last week. Any member who thinks that they may have lost such items should apply to someone.

[ladyalex]

Mamy !
Thank goodness you're back.
We are all at sevens and eights here without you.
(That's like sixes and sevens, only much much worse.)

[Jan1957]

I'm waiting for Pru to start the demonstration on those strange articles she has in her bag! I've led a very sheltered life you know.

[ladyalex]

A demonstration now.
Do we all have to sit down in the road ?

[Prudentia]

I bumped my car last year and my insurers asked "what gear were you in at the time of the impact", I said truthfully, Gucci pants, top and trainers, what's wrong with that???

[caththecrazy]

We can have placards too

Mamylynne y son had a pirate party today so I had to come in my costume with my parrot and everything

[tiggerblue10]

This is an ageist thread!!!

Can I join you in 12 years time then?

[caththecrazy]

TB how is it ageist? I am 28.....but I am well over fifty years in madness

Yes Prudentia people are so silly like when you are at work it says position and you put sat down and they cross it how - how do they know you were standing up?

[ladyalex]

This thread does what it says on the tin.
You have to be mad and over fifty to join, unless we waive the rules.
Tonight we have some pirates in , so they rule the waves.
You will have to apply with proof of age and madness , original documents only and a utility bill to prevent laundering and then the pirates may allow you to join.
meanwhile, would you like some raffle tickets ?

[Jan1957]

Actually you can stay tigger if you're someones carer. Do you have to get them back to the home by a certain time?

[Mamyalynne]

No rugby songs by order


and has someone tipped the raffle senokot in the tea is tastes odd �

[tiggerblue10]

I am a carer of 2 very needy cats. Does that count? And I can say "ooaarrrrr ooaarr".

[ladyalex]

Oh no. Not senokot tea again. Clear the lavvies and break out the Andrex

[caththecrazy]

No mamy it's because someone watched their stockings in there and we didn't have time to rinse it out

[Mamyalynne]

there will be no rule wavering or wavering rules either i see things have gone down a slippery slope is that where the lubricant came in or has cathy wetted the loo floor again

[ladyalex]

Only if you buy some raffle tickets

[Mamyalynne]

funny names for cats but you sound quite mad so you are in as far as i can see

[tiggerblue10]

I can get some Tena Lady pads.

[ladyalex]

Thank goodness for mamy.
Rules and restrictions at last.....was that what the furry handcuffs were for in that bag ? Was it yours, Mamy ?
Luff! hard a-port!

[caththecrazy]

of course I've wet the floor what do you expect I have an eye patch a wooden leg a hook and a parrot on my shoulder - and as I usually wet the floor why would tonight be any different?