Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.


Two knitting bags and a selection of large triangular knitted garments were found scattered around the clubhouse last week. Any member who thinks that they may have lost such items should apply to someone.

[tiggerblue10]

Ah I see Jack. So you are Quentin then. x

[jackthehat]

Another 20 mins or so, and I'd have been done to a turn......

[Mamyalynne]

well pru you can open at 6pm but that is breaking with tradition a little not sure as afternoon sedation may not have worn off and i must keep a strict drugs trolley round so shall we stick to 8pm and first to open thats that

[caththecrazy]

TB Quentin is Mamy paramour

[Jan1957]

I've also read Rusty Bed Springs by I. P. Nightly and for tigger The Cats Revenge by Claude Bottom. Has the raffle been drawn yet. I really need some lavender bath cubes.

[Mamyalynne]

quentin has a psudo... sudok.... sooodo... another name ooooh heck

[Prudentia]

anybody found to be late will be fined two thousand thongs, nothing to do with any fetish of mine I do assure you.

[caththecrazy]

did you get anytickets?

I don't think there are any lavendar bath cubes

have a nice bottle of senokot or tena ladies

[jackthehat]

I have a sticky bottle of some green liqueur given to me by a neighbour..............may I donate it to the raffle ? Please ? Please???

[tiggerblue10]

The Cats Revenge. So thats what Tigger & Blue were reading the other day after we came back from the vets!!!

[ladyalex]

But have you read the old favourite,
The Great Flood of China by I P Squint ?
and the classic
Sliding down the Bannister by R Stornoway ?

As we all know well in this club, the old ones are the best.

[Mamyalynne]

so you are going with 6pm well be it on your own head half will be like zombies sooo... not much difference then

[tiggerblue10]

There is something fishy afoot!

[ladyalex]

I thought that Claude Bottom wrote 'The Lion Tamer' or am I thinking of Claude Bawls ???

[tiggerblue10]

Can I donate a couple of vengeful cats to the raffle?

[caththecrazy]

Ahh it's abit late for the fish and chips where are they?

[Prudentia]

Hmmm keep it quiet, leave it by my door, errrr I may be able to help, mmmmmm, understand, ???????. keep it mum,

[tiggerblue10]

Could have been Claude Rains narating the book.

[ladyalex]

It's time for the raffle.

And the first prize, the Deep Heat, goes to ticket number........



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