Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.


Two knitting bags and a selection of large triangular knitted garments were found scattered around the clubhouse last week. Any member who thinks that they may have lost such items should apply to someone.

[ladyalex]

I hope you are not intending to fix the raffle, tiggerblue...those tenas mean a lot to us and some people here depend on this raffle......

[Meg]

Please may I have a book of raffle tickets. I need to win the Tenas as I have just wet myself laughing at this lot!!

[ladyalex]

Be careful when you scratch yourself, Cath. Don't use the wrong hand.......

[ladyalex]

I have a serious request to put to everyone.
I will be otherwise engaged next weekend and unable to open the club.
Will anyone volunteer to open up, please ?

[tiggerblue10]

Why? Cath, have you been handling chillies?

I'll have 10 books of tickets please.

[ladyalex]

A big problem withthe Tenas, then Tigger ?

[caththecrazy]

I can't open the club as I will be in Barcelona - I mean I will be on the open seas

TB I have a hook - being a pirate.....

[tiggerblue10]

Are you Captain Hook Cath?

[tiggerblue10]

I need the Tenas when I'm PingMSLing Lady.

[caththecrazy]

Shushh I'm his other half

[Mamyalynne]

I will open as long as quentin doesnt have anything planned

[tiggerblue10]

Hope you have a lovely time out on the open seas Cath.

[tiggerblue10]

Crisp?

[Mamyalynne]

dont bother with those mini tenas theyre not worth the paper theyre printed on

[ladyalex]

Thanks, mamy, you're a pal.

[Prudentia]

I will happily open up on your behalf ladyalex, 6 oclock prompt on sat. Prudentia. xxx

[ladyalex]

Can you read tenas ? I've never really looked before. (Have trouble bending down that far)

Is it like reading tea-leaves ?

[jackthehat]

^^No, just a little sunburnt, Tiggs, but thanks for asking........:o)

[ladyalex]

Mamy has already volunteerd, Pru, so fixit up between yourselves. Thanks, both.

[tiggerblue10]

Do they have puppies on them like Andrex Puppies on a Roll Mamy?