Mad Over 50s Club

[Mamyalynne]

Club is now open, there is a list of lost property items in the Entrance Hall.

Entertainment is a talk/slide show in the lower greater upper lesser lounge. The details are of a personal nature.The speakers are Dr .Ibble and Nurse B. Usting.

Raffle tickets are number Puce (colours to be decided later as are prizes)

Please have any monies owing from last week to hand.

Matron

[Sir-knobbler]

Bonjour vous de bonnes dames vous aimez une pinte et un cari

[sleekit-kate]

mama i was in the fernery last week and lost my shoe

[Mamyalynne]

kate wonderful will put the onions on and take the sock pan off, have mustard and ketchup just need mrs bun to bring some rolls

[sleekit-kate]

matron,theres a frenchie in there swearing at me

[Mamyalynne]

i thought the aspidistras looked distressed what did you get up to is it the lime green orthopaedic number in lost property

[Mamyalynne]

9 9 9 Gendarmerie s`il vous plait

how may we help you monsewer

[sleekit-kate]

i'll go and see

[Mamyalynne]

rightio kate shal we do jellybean cocktail yogaholidpops

[sleekit-kate]

ooooh,yes please,will you show me we can have a special class tonight, super.

[Mamyalynne]

don`t know if Dr Ibble will hang about much longer he and nurse B Usting are stood with their legs crossed (we could teach them a few things eh?)

[Diane1954]

just want to see if I am here.I havent been for a couple of days Dont quite know where i am

[Sir-knobbler]

mes petits petits pussycarts doux vous aiment venir et diner dans mon chariot

[Mamyalynne]

no thankyou sirra we has the hot dogs merci

[sleekit-kate]

whose that at the door mama,i dont think she is letting anyone in,i had to run all the way to chatter bank and tell them we were open

[Sir-knobbler]

Tis ok no el problemo

[Mamyalynne]

the clocks havent changed again have they its always been 8pm have checked past logs


pssst has frenchy gone and did you retrieve your shoe?

[Mamyalynne]

gertrude was on the door but have just checked and shes gone and put the latch on but shes off with jeremy the gardener again, and at her age too

[Mamyalynne]

have put the door wedge in now so we should have an influx soon , or has the local care home banned people from coming over?? its the only day out some get

[Jan1957]

Sorry mamya, can you run through that again. I went up the main stairs, 3 floors past the skeleton cupboard - there are some very strange skeletons in there by the way - then I got lost. Bumped into a very strange frenchman who stunk of garlic! Where did you say to go next?

Oh blow it. I'll have a drink first. Who would like to join me in some cider. White Lightening I think it's called.

[Mamyalynne]

sorry jan forgot they closed off that part after the Incident it was only to be expected really so make a u turn and go through the scullery and take the secret door by the priest hole which will bring you to the fernery and from there take a right past the old wine cellar door and its third on the right

OOh white lightening yogahloispops