Mad Over 50s Club

[Mamyalynne]

Club is now open, there is a list of lost property items in the Entrance Hall.

Entertainment is a talk/slide show in the lower greater upper lesser lounge. The details are of a personal nature.The speakers are Dr .Ibble and Nurse B. Usting.

Raffle tickets are number Puce (colours to be decided later as are prizes)

Please have any monies owing from last week to hand.

Matron

[Mamyalynne]

maybe the frenchman has some small baguettes for the hot dogs my parlais is tres poor tho

[sleekit-kate]

if i go will i need a candle and a cross and holy water by the sounds of it,i get very nervous

[sleekit-kate]

lets have a ghost hunt,you go first matron,after all your in charge???

[Mamyalynne]

there is some paraffin for the lamps if it wasn`y all drunk whilst i was in the brecons with quentin let me check

[Sir-knobbler]

Bonjour vous de vieux baps vous aimez me joindre en pinte de cuisses de grenouilles ?

[sleekit-kate]

where is ladyalex has she gone away with klondyke,i knew they would hit it off

[Mamyalynne]

found it but should we wait for back up that rear passage is very spooky and the cricket team will be along later but if you are game so am i

[sleekit-kate]

i think sir is talking about his big buns again

[Mamyalynne]

he says e as found some frogs in the fernery well what does he expect

non non we as de hot chien

[Mamyalynne]

and that they have de leggies well how else would they hop huh huh

[Mamyalynne]

anyway are we off ghoul hunting kate or a couple more white lightenings first ?

[sleekit-kate]

i'll just go to the loo in case i wet myself in fright,then we can go

[Mamyalynne]

kk me too and theres a damp patch on the hall carpet where the blasted nurse B Usting was stood tut

wheres the zoflora

[Meg]

Can I come on the ghost hunt? Sorry I'm late, had to wait till nobody was about and jump out the window.

[sleekit-kate]

oh goody, i have holy water,white spirit,a cross and vodka

[sleekit-kate]

what are you taking miss meg

[mrs.chappie]

I'm not really mad, but stand back ya bu88ers and let me in .... I've had special permission from mamya.

Sorry but if ya don't stand back, I'll run ya over with me motorbike and side car. I'm not parking it on the street - some bu88er'll nick it. We can all dance round it, just like we do with our handbags.

[Mamyalynne]

meg welcome though if you can jump thru windows you cannot be old enough the attendance is frankly abysmal

i have my roasry and enough paraffin lamps katie has tried and failed to recruit more brave men and the ccricket team must be off on a pedalo somewhere so lets recce at the downstairs pantry door one last snifter and we are off

[craft1948]

sorry...........where's ladyalex?

[Mamyalynne]

mrs c calm down and put that harley away it will soon be time for meds glad theres more of us this a big place