Mad Over 50s Club

[Mamyalynne]

Club is now open, there is a list of lost property items in the Entrance Hall.

Entertainment is a talk/slide show in the lower greater upper lesser lounge. The details are of a personal nature.The speakers are Dr .Ibble and Nurse B. Usting.

Raffle tickets are number Puce (colours to be decided later as are prizes)

Please have any monies owing from last week to hand.

Matron

[Sir-knobbler]

Can I be the ghost that you hunt?

[Mamyalynne]

Her ladyship is orf gallivanting and gave me the keys it was all in the newsletter

[Mamyalynne]

this is a very english ghost hunt and you have just revealed yourself you naughty boy

[Sir-knobbler]

I mean of course.

Oh baise ce que je veux dire peut I �tre le fant�me que vous chassez ?

[Meg]

It took me an hour to get through the window and it's ground floor level. I have brought a fireman who was doing a routine check in the home.

[sleekit-kate]

thank god theres more people here ,i can hide in the middle of you,when are we going,i filled up some water bottles with voddy & lemonade,to give us some courage

[Sir-knobbler]

Well I am watching beetlejuise on the black and white tv at the moment.

Does that not count for anything?

[Mamyalynne]

a fireman oh goody anyone will tell you mamya loves a uniform

where did mrs c go , off home for some garlic and silver bullets ?

[sleekit-kate]

is it the spirit of nobby we are looking for,can we go?

[Mamyalynne]

right gang i have placed e nough lamps for all shall we split up or stay as ateam this could be a logistical nighhtmare

[Mamyalynne]

spirit of nob is that a cocktail kate?

we shall call our ghost sir nobbington smyhe until we uncover his true identity

[sleekit-kate]

well i want to stay with you lot

[Mamyalynne]

shall we bow up the poodle first as we may need a guard dog and another white lightening then up the stairs to the long gallery

[sleekit-kate]

ok have you spare corn plasters with you,

[Meg]

I'm game for the ghost hunt but the fireman is mine. Keep your mitts off!!!

[Sir-knobbler]

Aw gee thanks you mad over 50's now have a **** tail named after me.
Aw thats ainsi bonbon

[sleekit-kate]

owwww,that tastes a bit fungusi sir

[mrs.chappie]

Well stuff me sideways with a mexican cactus plant. You turn yer back for one minute, and somebody's swiped the headlamp off me motorbike.

[Mamyalynne]

right the poodle is all patched up and ive disguised him as a rottweiler to confuse the french (i mean the ghost) so off we go quietly now

[sleekit-kate]

can i hang onto the back of you cardie mrs c