Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open

The lost property box is almost completely full this week...mainly it contains ladyalex's memory.
There are also some woolly thongs, half a yard of knicker elastic and several assorted pills.

There will be a raffle tonight, but no, repeat no tombola.

[ladyalex]

I agree with mamya...not sure we should invite them round again.....some of them looked like hoodlums to me....

[Meg]

Yes, now I think about it quite a few of them borrowed money, and other things, that is why I am not wearing any jewellery this week.

[knob-ed]

Sir knobs reporting for duty

[Mamyalynne]

oo er sir? let me check the rules!

[Meg]

Matron, Matron I thought gentlemen were not allowed unless wearing a dog collar.

[ladyalex]

No wonder I didn't recognise you at first, Miss Meg.
You look quite different without your tiara.

Have you found the rule book, mamya ?
I think it may be in the smaller cupboard in the big lounge.

[ladyalex]

I think Miss Meg may well be correct.

Dog collared gents only.

[knob-ed]

Rules are made for the porpoise to be broken mam

[ladyalex]

Now I know we don't allow popoises in....we don't have the facilities.

[Meg]

The one I gave my tiara to seemed so nice. I assumed they were wearing a balaclava so no one would notice they'd had a face lift.... Silly old me.

[knob-ed]

Can I just slip in sideways then without any of you noticing me mam?

[ladyalex]

Well, I'm not sure. We may have to have a committee meeting if we can muster a quorum.

Perhaps you could wait in the hall until we decide.
If those thugs from the home for the terminally confused come round, will you see them off ? It could help your chances of gainign membership.

[Mamyalynne]

checked the book finally found it in the understudies smaller lesser filing cabinet (phew) and regret to inform you without holy orders not allowed.

There is a gentlemans yoga class on tuesday afternoons may be more to your taste

[knob-ed]

My wife has left me today for pedro the spanish waiter that we met in the reef and I need some female company and somebody to talk to.

[Mamyalynne]

and may i boldy add sirra you do not even look anywhere near 50

[ladyalex]

Is Pedro related to Tom ?
We could make an exception if the noble gent will agree to providing us with some security......

[Mamyalynne]

so sorry to hear of your news maybe a relationship counsellor would be in order

you see we are all quite mad here you understand

[knob-ed]

muster a quorum.


Aw gee thanks for cooking me a meat free meal ladies

[Mamyalynne]

we cant have pedro in milady hes the cause of much angst this is all getting too much wheres the drugs i mean drinks trolley

[Mamyalynne]

looked in lost property cant find a quorum only a comb, will that do?