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ladyalex | 19:59 Sat 04th Jul 2009 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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The lost property box is almost completely full this week...mainly it contains ladyalex's memory.
There are also some woolly thongs, half a yard of knicker elastic and several assorted pills.

There will be a raffle tonight, but no, repeat no tombola.
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late late again sorry milady

are there no dentures left neer mind
will go slip into my new uniform is all satin and feathers atchoo
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Well, I'll have another rummage ...
can tom not make it what a shame
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There is half a tube of steradent tablets, will that do ?

Try not to hurt yourself if you slip.
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Tom ?
Is there a man here ?
Hello ladies, sorry I'm late got in a right flummox trying to get my corset on.
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There are no left flummoxes inthe lost property box. I know because I've had a good rummage. Are you sure you didn't leave it at home ?
meant mr tom bola is he brazilian?

ooh er getting some static from this satin frock
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Sparks flying, mamya ?

Tom Bola is Argentinian , I think. A gaucho on the pampas.
think a wooly thong would help?
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I think a woolly thong would klill most sparks.
likes a pamper me does
Is there still a lost property box in the lost property box? I think it may be mine.
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Now, you know that we've spoken about this before. Pampers are for babies. Seniors wear tenas.
just so long as i dont set light to my kindling (nudge nudge)
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Only thongs, steradent, knicker elastic, a bit of brain as far as I can see, but feel free to search it yourself.
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Adding arson to your charge sheet is not going to impress the magistrates.........
mutter mutter huff
No luck, but I did find half a hot dog!!

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