Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open

The lost property box is almost completely full this week...mainly it contains ladyalex's memory.
There are also some woolly thongs, half a yard of knicker elastic and several assorted pills.

There will be a raffle tonight, but no, repeat no tombola.

[Mamyalynne]

sounds better than the deal i am on

cathy had the parrot now who had the pink poodle (now demised)

[ladyalex]

That answer was for atsgran. mamy.
As you know , my memory is inthe lost property , so i forgot that you were matron and therefore entitled to ask .
Humbly aplogises in a ladylike knd of a way.

[atsgran]

Think thats a fair cop Lady, Mrs Fant should be pleased with that, but dont tell mama, she likes fair cops as well, she seems to have vanished since the fair cop came into the club

[Mamyalynne]

emily jane cocktails ready with sparklers and paper parasols (is that a good idea )

9 9 9

[ladyalex]

Glad we are agreed on a wage rate.
It can be so difficult to keep servants if you don't pay them .

Where are these special cocktails then ?
I need one before retiring. The upstairs maid has just informed me that she has turned down my bed.

[atsgran]

Thanks, found my stitches now, I'll just have some cocktails then I have to go before the fire brigade arrive, mama found the matches!!!!

[ladyalex]

Thanks for the cocktail....here's to the little darling, good health Emily Jane.

[caththecrazy]

Sleek Katie had the pink poodle - he had plasters too

I am cathy it was me that asked about the parrott I think you ate him mamalynne - he disappeared you know

it's all coming back to me now

result atsgran I've got your stitches - but they are a strange shade of emm errr not sure of the technical more like well you've heard of the technicolour dream coat these are more like the technicolour nightmare ? but they must be yours as they said they had been dropped...

[Mamyalynne]

cheers all round we done good girls and ellie

[ladyalex]

I'm afraid that I cannot cope with the fire brigade tonight, so I am off to bed.
Night night everyone , thanks for the laughs.
lol
:-))

[Mamyalynne]

sleekitkate thats the girl now wheres she gone hols perhap

[atsgran]

Thanks, cheers everybody glug glug, going to bed now, daughter and granddaughter getting home tomorrow, so I need to be bright and breezy, theeees coltaals ar strong!!!!

[caththecrazy]

Night Lady Alex

Oh mamalynne what story shall we tell the fire brigade this week

who has the book of excuses?

[Mamyalynne]

Night milady and evrybodsgran will do a double check afore i lock up ♥

[caththecrazy]

mamalynne you've locked Mrs fant in the cupboard ...

[Mamyalynne]

oh bugga will let her out and put her in the garden tethered to the wisteria

[caththecrazy]

Ok thanks I will collect her on my way home - tra la la now where do I live?????

Nite mamalynne see you next week

xxx

[Mamyalynne]

night babes

[Mamyalynne]

(LOUD HAILER))is everybody out or anyone trapped in cupboards etc please speak now, as i am locking uo


Goodnight all


M ♥