Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open

The lost property box is almost completely full this week...mainly it contains ladyalex's memory.
There are also some woolly thongs, half a yard of knicker elastic and several assorted pills.

There will be a raffle tonight, but no, repeat no tombola.

[tamborine]

gerroff that phanto.....you're all too drunk in charge of that beast!

cheap thrills - eh eh eh?

[ladyalex]

Doesn't sound like khoey the MP then.
if you're not on expenses or over 50 what are you doing on this thread.

Mamya, just had a thought...maybe you've got a contusion ?

[caththecrazy]

Too late the boys in blue are here

Wot Officer ? Wot pink elephant no I think you're stressed and over worked where would we get a pink elephant from?

Shussh mamalynne - no Officer she certainly did not say the pink elephant shop - why is there one?

Khoey I'm not over 50 either but just mad so I got in when rule 7 existed but the rules have now been abandoned

The chips are down and oh gosh who else has mamalynne rung - look who's coming now?

[Mamyalynne]

oh am contused alright theres a lot of it about there are people speaking in tongues have i passed to the other side

[ladyalex]

Oh no, not again.
It's the Firies...and I think I can see the coastguard too.

Lets get inside and try to lock the door behind us and pretend we are deaf...for some of us that's not too much of a stretch.

[caththecrazy]

speaking in tongues?

they all seem to be speaking in whispers I can't hear them - turn up the hearing aid thingey mamalynne - no you haven't passed to the other side - we haven't passed go or collected �200 either

[ladyalex]

You haven't passed over , mamya. Not yet anyway.
IS Ellie in ?
Right. lock up and put the lights out.
Keep quiet everyone until the fuss blows over.

[tamborine]

Those animals are not properly tacked for night riding. Where are the rear and head lights? And you've jammed the M5 - its all over the news.

[ladyalex]

shhh
there's nobody here

[Mamyalynne]

♫ ♪ just hanin a lil sing song

[khoey]

cheap frill and feathers, it will come a part
i hear chatterham has a odd mix of haberdashery shops .
could have a lovely day out at the marina while you was there,

[ladyalex]

If you don't shut up it's the cupboard again mamya.....you know I can....

[Mamyalynne]

(in a whisper) shall i make more cocktails?

[Mamyalynne]

(in a smaller whisper) khoey that was not cheap tat i paid decent money was 39 shillings and tuppence

[tamborine]

the helicopters with night vision camera are searching you out.....hose the elephant down to cool it & you could escape prosecution.

[atsgran]

Hi ats and anothersgran just arriving, have I missed the tom bola, he was such a nice man, and whos got the hump this week?

[Mamyalynne]

i have a magic potion to make the elephan disappear will find it........... ooh think we drank it hic

[caththecrazy]

Now Ellie now is not the time to do that NO I said - mamalynne did this come with an instruction manual?

What the M5 has come to a standstill ? Well I blame the satnav with Ellie must be faulty don't blame her she had jetlag

Haberdashery? We have a lot of dashing in here but we could maybe use some habering

The Marina well we can't let mamalynne anywhere near sailors - she collects men in uniform and locks them in the cupboard under the stairs - we're already in trouble for kidaknapping an entire police force, some firemen, a rugby team, the canadian royal mounties, a singing quartet to mention a few

[ladyalex]

whispers..yes, make more cocktails.
Congrats ats and anothers gran...hope you have celebrated the recent happy event and all are well ?
We have been assisting you in wetting heads here.

[Mamyalynne]

hi atsa notheronegranny i thinks happy to you tom bola was here but no more he was a pampoose