Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open

The lost property box is almost completely full this week...mainly it contains ladyalex's memory.
There are also some woolly thongs, half a yard of knicker elastic and several assorted pills.

There will be a raffle tonight, but no, repeat no tombola.

[Meg]

We really do need a bouncer!!!

[Mamyalynne]

thanks much cathy

isnt khoey an MP it will all be on expenses

[Meg]

Deffo off to bed, sleep well all, enjoyed this, nite nite Wendyxxxx

[caththecrazy]

No idea mamalynne but no matter

come on then we've arrived at the chippy shall we just get ellie to pass the order throught the window with her trunk???

ooooooooerrrrr weeeeeeeeeeeee

have a go have a go - just slid down the trunk - fun come on

[ladyalex]

Night night Miss Meg.

Down the trunk i go too.
Chips and a wally please.

[Mamyalynne]

better than spoiling my bannisters here we goo

whoooooo eeeeeee oooooh thump

[ladyalex]

I have connections, cath..but you're the one with the trunks! boom boom...

[Mamyalynne]

chips peas and curry sauce fer me need moving

[khoey]

aththecrazy
Sat 04/07/09
23:18


Not sure we'd be allowed in the marina
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oh you would, there are lots of yachts floating around nothing is exclusive.:)
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mamalynne I've got your feathers now hope you manage to finish the pillow for next week's raffle....
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make sure you`ve washed the sh!t off first,nothing like a dirty feather.

[Mamyalynne]

get me a zimmer think ive done damage

[Mamyalynne]

khoey surely you who must be mad and over 50 to be here knows you wash everything before stuffing its a golden rule

[ladyalex]

Try to sit down. mamya. I'll get a ladder so you can get back on to the elephant's back...or do you think we will need a block and tackle ?
I'm sure we will have some enbrocation back at the clubhouse.
lets get out of here with our chips and get home.
I hesitate to say this, but you don't need the paramedics, do you ?

[caththecrazy]

hee hee Lady Alex

Come on Mamalynne Ellie will lift you up with her trunk..

She says any left over vinegar can be rubbed in her skin and don't worry about the grease either

Night Miss Meg sleep well - you appear to have missed the drin I mean medication trolley - well we're all trollied on here

Off we go

[Mamyalynne]

9 9 9

no medics just more meds (drink)

[ladyalex]

This elephant has a strangely soothing gait.

I can feel myself nodding off.

[ladyalex]

cath quick, get that phone off her now.

[Mamyalynne]

what happened to the croc did it eat the frog i think i may have concrushion

[ladyalex]

You've certainly crushed your chips.
Have some of mine.
Are we nearly there yet ?

[Mamyalynne]

urgh whats all that on me kimono yuk am covered in chip shop curry sauce slurp

[khoey]

mamyalynne
Sat 04/07/09
23:32


khoey surely you who must be mad and over 50 to be here knows you wash everything before stuffing its a golden rule
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hey mamyalynne,
i may be a little derange but i`m certainly not over 50.
opps think i`m invading this thread.
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s-he may have a heart attack if s-he cant find the zimmer frame dont do it dont exert yourself.