Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

Due to technical difficulties there will be NO RAFFLE tonight.
Members bringing a prize are asked to hold on to it.

The Committee would like to ask for donations to help meet the cost of animal feed. Any amount, no matter how large would be most welcome.

[ladyalex]

If Ken tuk it, he should be made to give it back....is what I say.

[caththecrazy]

Petal if he's dishy ask if he's got any friends and invite them all next week

Mamyalynne my lappy is soooooooo slow I posted before you're post appeared I think I am living in the past....

[petal54]

apologies toellie,must've be the pink ellie i met at wooky,no offence ment,happy ellies help the world turn

[ladyalex]

Time often stands still for the Over Fifties Club...Prudentia may be the culprit as she has admitted being unable to wind up the battery on the clock.....we may have to have another sub-committee about that......

[pericat]

If I give you one of todays winners in the 4.30 cath you can put a bet on when you catch up and we can have a party with the winnings

[weeal]

wheres the wee lady who knits the pernod biscuits? Im starvin

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry weaal have knitted some nice brandy and dry ginger ones this week

[petal54]

don't let my dad join any of the committees,he's a windbag so nowt will get done,am off tractor leaving

[Prudentia]

can I be on the sub committee or even the sub sub committee or even next door in the wine bar, I do have qualifications, and clean underwear by the way, who's round is it anyway?

[pericat]

Oh do you have a sexy studlike man to test them like they do with the shreddies

[ladyalex]

I've never been to Wooky Hole.

Always wanted to, but never made it.
Still, it's good to have a dream

[Mamyalynne]

used all me pernod wool in the cocktails which are now in the upper lounge on a tray will go look for the lil brollies to decorate em

[weeal]

ooh not for me mamy, brandy just rips my knitting

[Mamyalynne]

ooh prudentia did you mention submariners they are cool

[ladyalex]

There are some brillos under the sink, Mamya

[Prudentia]

nooky hole? do i need my reading glasses, are we there yet

[caththecrazy]

Petal you've had way too many cocktails so hold onto to the polcieman tightly

Mamyalynne I think you're driving has improved since I was last here.....

I'll be putting on the bet what was it?

[Mamyalynne]

weeal may have some creme de menthe brittle in the tin in the pantry

[pericat]

2 quid each way on three legged slow poke in the 4.30 in Piccadilly

[pericat]

Is there any pickled jelly beans ?