Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

Due to technical difficulties there will be NO RAFFLE tonight.
Members bringing a prize are asked to hold on to it.

The Committee would like to ask for donations to help meet the cost of animal feed. Any amount, no matter how large would be most welcome.

[Jan1957]

I'll have some of those biccies please. I like brandy.....and vodka....and whisky.......and gin.......and lager.......and cider.........and..... well anything alcoholic really. That reminds me I've brought some apples with me if anyone would like some. Went scrumping yesterday.

[Mamyalynne]

jan never scrimp you are worth it

have allsorts in the cupboard

cherry brandy pom poms....galliano cracknel........chartreuse crackers you name it we got it HIC

[Mamyalynne]

sorry just nipped out took Alfie for his constitutional and I sneaked a crafty ciggy (no snoking in club)

[caththecrazy]

Jan you best have a few jelly bean cocktails too don't want to miss out

Can we do apple bobbing?

There were no sub marniers in the cupboard when I looked...

Is anyone going to the chip shop? Can we hitch a ride on the tractor?

[pericat]

Babycham bonbons ?

[Jan1957]

Where's every one gone. Lovely cocktails by the way mamya. Think I'll have another. What time are the performing cats starting?

[Meg]

Please may I have some allsorts with my cocktail

[pericat]

My cats are partial to some poiteen nibbles and will sing the flower duet if provided with some

[ladyalex]

We may have a rule about apple bobbing ......

[Mamyalynne]

yes the rule for apple bobbling is 47(ii) tighten your bra straps

[Mamyalynne]

missmeg we have all sorts of allsorts which would you like and be careful with the licquorice it can cause havoc mixed with the industrial strength pernod

[Prudentia]

I don't have a bra, how do I go on?

[pericat]

and now Ladies and Ladies for your viewing pleasure i present ..............................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v9YX_rRdGUDQ

Les Chats

[ladyalex]

Your cocktails are just ace this week, mamya.
You have surpassed yourself.
Did you train at the Ritz, perhaps......ah the old days when lordalex and I would hang out at the Ritz and have cocktails made by Charles.......so different from our life now when we hang out on the line and no one will give lordalex a cocktail for fear of what he will do with it.

[ladyalex]

pericat..that russian chap is SERIOUSLY weird.

[caththecrazy]

Prudentia very cautiously

Those cats are not happy they would prefer to join in the apple bobbing and have some brandy and ginger biscuits

[Meg]

Mamya, did you notice anything odd outside on your last ciggie break? I heard a rustling in the bushes and 2 eyes seemed to appear. Is Alfie with you?

[ladyalex]

Bustling in the rushes ?

[pericat]

and to finish - and no falling asleep .................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v1DinASQRRFA

les chats

[Mamyalynne]

Alfie never leaves my side much to the amazement of the checkout operator in ASDA this afternoon haha when he popped his head out my shopping bag

I heard no bush rustlers do you think they are after the animals?