Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

May I welcome you all, in her ladyships absence have taken the dust sheets off in the greater upper iinterior lounge. So please no spillages.

Have got the best crystal glasses too, will nip to the cellar to see what we can have for a different cocktail (though pernod and baileys will be available)

Back in a tick

[juliesy]

May I join please? I have just enjoyed afternoon tea at the Ritz today. Would this guarantee my
membership?

[caththecrazy]

Petal I want to wink the tiddly can I can I?

[Mamyalynne]

look if you are going to start tiddling can you wait till I`ve fot me mop

Welcome juliesy tea at Ritz is not a guarantee unless you absenmindedly wandered off without paying

[petal54]

sure thing,no running on the pitch,someonelayed mantraps

[Mamyalynne]

wasn1t me honest

[caththecrazy]

But mamy I have double strength tena pads on as well as a big dustbin bag over my pantaloons plus I have these on my feet

http://s2.thisnext.com/media/230x230/Slipper-Genie-Cleaning-Slipper_A4A7641F.jpg

[Meg]

Hello Mamya, the crystal glasses look lovely. Please may I have a large cocktail, any mixture will do.

Perhaps best to hold back on the crystal and put it in my beaker with the lid on.

[petal54]

Bouncer 's got it sorted mamyalynne,there were dressed streakers on the prowl

[caththecrazy]

Well how are Alfie, Humprehrey and Eliie then? I hope no one from the chip shop laid those traps as they wanted to expand their menu remember?

Ellie has only just recovered from the aero disease she had last week

[Meg]

Cath, those slippers are a treat, going to a wedding soon, they are just what I'm looking for to go with my outfit.

[Mamyalynne]

ooh great cathy you can do the ballroom floor in those

Ellie and Humph are fine and all fed and watered

Alfie is in my portmanteau by the hearth

[petal54]

the perpitrateris in for interrergation as we speak,cricket/tiddlywink pitch to be restrored

[caththecrazy]

Miss Meg I shall get you a pair as these will be worn out tonight

Mammy I will do all the floors tra la la - winking the tiddly as I go tra la la

[Mamyalynne]

are you welsh petal or speaking in tongues??

Just stoking the fire for the roasted varks

[Mamyalynne]

petal will be pleased a job less for her to do

[petal54]

just off to do an hour at the soap kitchen

[petal54]

i'm best of both,make more sense when wobble walking

[petal54]

glad of some help with the floor,high heelsplay havoc!

[Mamyalynne]

you are indeed petal (both of you bless)

[caththecrazy]

I might go for the chips soon as weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I've cleaned the upper lesser lower hall as well as the ball room and my wink has been out tiddled

Who is having what?