Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

May I welcome you all, in her ladyships absence have taken the dust sheets off in the greater upper iinterior lounge. So please no spillages.

Have got the best crystal glasses too, will nip to the cellar to see what we can have for a different cocktail (though pernod and baileys will be available)

Back in a tick

[Meg]

I'll skip the chips in favour of a roasted vark.

[caththecrazy]

Ok
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[Mamyalynne]

a godsend those are will help me back

can I have chips peas and gravy to go with my vark

[caththecrazy]

I'm away and will be back shortly with the goodies - is the vark ready yet?

And where are the emergency services ? Too quiet they didn't come last week either - it was to do with the pair of aus or shoudl that be aux?

[Meg]

Changed me mind, I'll have a tub of curry please, to go with the vark.

[caththecrazy]

ok all orders taken

OMG the purplr blobs are on the wndow again Mammy

and there is no noise from the cupboard under the stairs - I'm worried.....

[Mamyalynne]

cathy those purple blobs are my dream catcher I won it at the WI raffle

curry with vark ooh why not hope you don`t mind I cooked them on the bone

[Meg]

Wouldn't a spit have been better?

[caththecrazy]

're mammy you're not one of those WI who was in trouble for singing too loudly in Dorset was you?

You'll be getting an asbo you know - and there was me thinking the WI was all jam and cake making .....

[Mamyalynne]

lost the spit

not me your honour I can`t sing a note

[Mamyalynne]

Will get the silver salvers ready aren`t we posh

so few of us that will let the raffle rollover till next week

[Meg]

Just nipping out for a ciggie before this veritable feast is dished up.

[caththecrazy]

well look here we are

chips, curry sauce, fish ,peas, gravy gherkins,and a bottle of stuff

Oh and the man behind the counter gave me 6 bottles of vinegar and 24 cans of coke 18 cans of lemonade and 12 bottles of tomato sauce - well he said help yourself so I did - lots of prizes for the raffle Mammy

tra la la

these tailcocks are good - splat

mammy there's some glass on the floor it's like all shiny.....

[Mamyalynne]

will huddle with you miss meg have you a light?

[Meg]

I have indeed, stick close, I thought I saw a man exposing himself!!

[caththecrazy]

That tango ed bouncer isn't very good letting ladies such as your self be exposed to - I hope it isn't them from the home for the bewildered -

[Mamyalynne]

Shall we call for help?

Wheres the phone gone???

[Mamyalynne]

Has Bouncer been eating the animals carrots? Is that why he`s orange

Have chips come am ravenous and the smell of those slow roast varks is diivine

[Meg]

On closer inspection it was a slug on a leaf, one of those orange luminious ones. Sorry, I got carried away.