Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

May I welcome you all, in her ladyships absence have taken the dust sheets off in the greater upper iinterior lounge. So please no spillages.

Have got the best crystal glasses too, will nip to the cellar to see what we can have for a different cocktail (though pernod and baileys will be available)

Back in a tick

[Meg]

Is dinner served?

[Mamyalynne]

easy mistake meg like a p***s only smaller

yes dinner is to be served in the upper lower second level basement dining room on silver salvers with a cheeky merlot from his lordships cellar LOL

[Meg]

This isfab

[Mamyalynne]

Slurp yes it is you would never think they`d be so tasty looking atem

[caththecrazy]

this merlot is extra cheeky mammy - lol

Miss Meg how is the curry - saucey enough for you - I know you like things
abit risque

It's so quiet I think there could be trouble a brewing

[Meg]

That was super, the merlot went down a treat. Has his lordship a decent brandy we can polish off with?

[alexanderd]

evening all, so sorry im late, my sister is over from the Antipodes so we have had a family meet, I see the chips have arrived I have some Australian Vegimite which will go well with thwm

[Meg]

Tis quiet Cath, I do hope our companions haven't been moved to secure units.

You don't think that bewildered lot are about do you? If so I'm under the table..

[Mamyalynne]

evening alexandred do they eat varks in the anti pods

have nipped to the caellar and found a very old cognac is very dusty must need using up surely

will blame it all o concussion

[caththecrazy]

Miss Meg fear not the man traps may catch them and don't ask the brandy question
next week as I think we might polish off the bottle tonight

Alexandred never too late ortoo early
not sure wot for though
do have a portion of the vark to go
with the chips
does your sister roll around on her head?

[Mamyalynne]

Yes there is a sense of the calm before the storm am getting me tinhat on and under the table too

[alexanderd]

cath, have not seen her doing that but she talks funny so she could easily join this club, Mamy no varks I think but Roo meat is quite nice if you can stop it jumping off the dish

[Meg]

mamya, welcome under the table, have you brought the congac with you?

[caththecrazy]

no but never mind alexandered by the time she's had some tailcocks, merkot and
brandy she will be slurring like the rest of us

[Mamyalynne]

found some armagnac too 1945 vintage he will never mis that fill yer boots

[caththecrazy]

mammy will we fill the bottles with coloured water and put them back?

Ohh what's this crunchy bit? Oh a grasshopper... yummy

[alexanderd]

Mamy, I remember the 1945 vintage it was in my bottle when I was a baby, mother said it was the only thing that would get me to sleep so perhaps I should give it a miss

[Mamyalynne]

as you wish alex a jellybean cocktail then as per usual and one for the antipod too we like a new face

[Mamyalynne]

Grasshopper >> have the kung fu boys been round?

[caththecrazy]

and does she know any men in uniform from down under
we like men in uniform don't we ladies

Mammy the floor has changed it is no longer wet??? what has happened?