Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

Good evening.
The Club is now open.

There may or may not be a raffle tonight as the tickets appear to have been mislaid.
Any prizes that are donated will be carried.

[ladyalex]

All is forgiven and forgotten , Miss Meg.
Never let it be said that.....................

[Meg]

lol at mel0ns, tother half works in funerals, that'll go down a treat.

[tamborine]

that's wot you think ladyalex......his lordship offered me 'his kingdom for my horse'!

[ladyalex]

Tamborine

He was practising his Richard III....we often do a bit of the Bard on the long winter evenings

[Mamyalynne]

drugs trolley on its way

haven`t needed that for a few weeks (note to self check expiry dates)

[pericat]

I found the stash right, I found it but now it's gone and I can't ..........

[Prudentia]

surely not dick the s

[tamborine]

think it was my 'arse he was after......I've locked him in the coach-house with the groom.

[ladyalex]

Good evening, Prudentia.
What are you talking about ?
Dick ? s?
Pericat, I told you not to go into the Maze alone.

I think we urgently need the madications here.

[Mamyalynne]

I can see who`s first for sedation

[Prudentia]

Sorry, lost my bottle, think I left it on ladyalex's wine cabinet..

[Meg]

Why dosen't tamborine get threatened with eviction? Am I being victimised.

[ladyalex]

Was it a brandy bottle , Prudentia ?
We've had one (or several) go missing here....

[ladyalex]

Yes, Miss Meg, you were .

[Meg]

Right, that's it, I'm taking my bat and ball home!! Good evening.

[Prudentia]

Richard the Th**d

[ladyalex]

Matron. Matron . MATRON

We've had a spat here. We need you to sort it out.

[Mamyalynne]

what the bejabbers is going on

oopps mixed up the meds will be okay after they sleep it off

maybe take some air