Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

Good evening.
The Club is now open.

There may or may not be a raffle tonight as the tickets appear to have been mislaid.
Any prizes that are donated will be carried.

[ladyalex]

Welcome, tamborine. and thank you for your plant. Is it a bit like an aspidistra ?

[tamborine]

it is a gorgeous bright green and the biker says it stinks like a skunk.....best kept in a outhouse 'cause it could be offensive to some.

[Mamyalynne]

well its got Alfie agitated maybe its catnip?

shall i butter bread for chip butties?

[ladyalex]

It does seem to have quite an aroma.
Chip butties and wallies. What could be better in front of a coal fire ?

[Mamyalynne]

indeed and i have some naff but practical paper napkins to mop up the dripping butter slurp

[tamborine]

the plant tastes quite bitter, so no good for a garnish......its not aspidisaster as its leaves are shaped like the palm of hand. A bird must have dropped the seed?

[petal54]

sorry for the delay,won a fire eater in the pub raffle,so if any chips are cold,peter will be able to heat them up,so form an rowdy queue please

[Meg]

I'm not wearing wellies, I've put my slippers on.

[petal54]

watch out! there are wasps about

[ladyalex]

Slippers indoors, please.
Wellies should be left in the hall so that Boots can clean and polish them for tomorrow.

Peter the Fire eater.....is he related to the Pumpkin eater ?

[petal54]

sure thing,pumkin & me'll be hiding under the log pile while the handy man sorts out the wasps,if the butler would check i've left before he ltes the wolfhounds out & locks up,i'd be gratefull

[Mamyalynne]

this is a little worrying hope its not his lordship up to his tricks

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330365205154&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT

[ladyalex]

I worry about you, Petal

[petal54]

hope none of me in the library,i told hubby i was at working at the soup kitchens

[ladyalex]

Not lordalex. He cannot work a computer. He usually confines himself to shouting and waving withan occasional bit of traffic directing and bottle counting.
Also he thinks e-bay is a kind of aftershave

[Meg]

Mamya, are you ready for a ciggie ( I think we need to speak in private), check the vermin problem I mean.

[petal54]

i know m'lady,i don't get let out very often,& only then under strict supervision,who's that behind the stove.better be offf me thinks,getting a littl over heated

[Mamyalynne]

see you ourside missmeg

[tamborine]

Oooooh Miss Meg....be careful where you drag that fag - I did that outside the MOT centre & was asked "come, my house" by a cloth head.