Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

Good evening.
The Club is now open.

There may or may not be a raffle tonight as the tickets appear to have been mislaid.
Any prizes that are donated will be carried.

[ladyalex]

Mamya, have you been a little inebriated all week ??
I ask because lordalex and the butler have done a cellar check this week and it seems that some of the vintage port and old brandy are unaccounted for..........and we weren't here last week to keep a check on it/you all

[Meg]

Mamya, how is your head now, I was telling her Ladyship your performance last week was exemplary, even with your concussion.

[petal54]

has max been watching lord of the rings on an old tape mixed with bonanza

[Meg]

I just to love Bonanza!!

[ladyalex]

A thousand apologies, Mamya. I did not realise that you had been concussed.
Still leaves the question of the missing port and brandy though.

[ladyalex]

Bonanza was great, but I think my favourite was the Virginian, or maybe Bronco Lane (even if he did sound a bit lavatorial)

[petal54]

all was pretty tidy when i came in to tidy up,having had help reaching the cobwebs,+ the floor got a good polish from the ballet ,or was that belly dancing,last weekend

[pericat]

Yes that's max with the saddle - his favourite tv show is mr ed not bonanza - that's a bit violent - who's next for catback rides - any crochetted canapes I'm starving

[Mamyalynne]

Milady I did apologise earlier this evening about the cellar incident, I mistakeny thought that as the bottles were dusty and old they were of no importance - deduct it from whatever if ever my wages are

mea culpa

[alexanderd]

ladyalex I can report that mamyas behaviour was exempl, exepml, very good last week and the port and brandy cocktails were super

[Mamyalynne]

here are some string vol au vents ( mushroom flavour)

[ladyalex]

Very well, mamya.
I will add the cost of the bottles to your salary.
You realise that you must now work for me until 2045 ?

[Meg]

Mi'lady, for your information we had little in the way of alchoholic beverages last week and we only ate from the chippy. We know nothing about a wine cellar or an upper lesser lounge. Hope this clarifies things.

[alexanderd]

mamya its 2046 you have just retired

[Mamyalynne]

I cannot recall who was in on it but the blame is all mine. So can I book a weekend off in 2045?? Cool

[ladyalex]

You wouldn't be bending the truth just a little, Miss Meg ?

I'm afraid Mamya will have to come out of retirement and take up her job again. ther are financial advantaged , you know. She can pay me her pension as well as her salary. Good idea methinks

[petal54]

how many spuds do i need to put in to roast for luncheon tomorrow,and do i need to arrangeany xtra washers up?

[Mamyalynne]

oh alex have i missed it!!! Darn neer mind lwets have another drink Burp!! too much bisodol

[ladyalex]

We only have a small party for luncheon tomorrow, so about 50 potatoes will do.

[Meg]

I have never tended the bruth in my life!!