hello all had trouble getting in tonight those pink and orange thingys were blocking the way and I forgot the password but I sweet-talked them and here I am
Have Ellie and Humph been fed and watered ?
I was away last week , so goodness knows if anyone remembered......mutter, mutter, ...nobody knows the trouble I have organising staff, running this club, checking the wine cellar.....
Blimey, it's a bit windy out there. My skirt blew up in a gust, the guy on the door threw up in the grid.
Some people have no taste.
I've brought some lavender pom poms for the raffle (if it goes ahead) If not I want them back.
Did you know that the Queen has pennies sewn into the hem of her skirt to prevent it blowing up in the wind ?
Wouldn't do at all for the Hoi Polloi to see the Royal underpants.