Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

Good evening.
The Club is now open.

There may or may not be a raffle tonight as the tickets appear to have been mislaid.
Any prizes that are donated will be carried.

[ladyalex]

Thank you mel0ns
I'm sure your fruit will be most acceptable.

[wallacia]

will keep my 1/4 bottle of voddie till next week.

[pericat]

Am I allowed bring max in with me m'lady

[ladyalex]

Unless you want to donate it for the cocktails later ...??

[ladyalex]

Who or what is max ?
Is he/she/it mad and over fifty ?

[ladyalex]

All raffle prizes are warmly appreciated and with the onset of winter, knitted knickers and thongs, of which the club has a good supply, are very useful and acceptable prizes.
thank you mel0ns

[ladyalex]

Naughty max ??

[ladyalex]

I think we will need to have a Committee Meeting to discuss the rules on partners (or whatever) attending with members.
Rule 7 ALWAYS applies, but there may be some discretion on the other Rules.

[pericat]

Max is one of my cats, he is 4ft long and has brought his saddle and is offering rides on catback around the estate and shame on you melons for naughty thoughts

[ladyalex]

Y-fronts are of limited use here, but knitted slippers sound good.

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry sorry milady for my trdiness was just taking Alfie for a stroll round the orchard and got caught by a gust o wind

[ladyalex]

Max is most welcome, pericat.
Be careful to keep him away from Ellie, though. She can be a little wary of felines.
And we will have to be careful of Alfie when Matron comes in.

[Mamyalynne]

oh what a lot of knitted goods there are, I have knitted us some cocktails if anyone would like one

[ladyalex]

Good evening Mamyalynne. How nice to see you again. Please take good care of Alfie as Pericat has brought her feline.

[Mamyalynne]

Alfie has his knitted bobhat and bootees on for has been a bitter wind here int north