Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

As the Lost Property Room is now full, please leave your lost property in the upper gallery tonight.

As a result of complaints received after last week's activities, please note that newts and toads can no longer be admitted unless properly harnessed.

This should have been covered by Rule 43(f) [Admittance of assistance animals] but it appears that some members are unaware of this.

[petal54]

thank you for your support m'ladythe rash,sorry rush, has started at Santas grotto

[atsgran]

Sorry alexanderd, feeling better now, have knitted some of my famous pernod biscuits, its a new wool .... delicious

[ladyalex]

I'm sure Mamya has something for your rash, petal.....

[ladyalex]

Pernod biscuits !

Excellent.
Can I have a couple for Lordalex, please ? he likes to suck on a biscuit of an evening and it takes his mind off his regions.

[petal54]

i hope so,it's probably only the new elf's uniform,a bit of a tight fit

[Meg]

I think a n Xmas bizzare is an excellent idea. Sorry to hear about Lordalex, very distressind.
Evening all, may I have a pernod biccie?

[atsgran]

Made loads of them milady, but I've had quite a few before I came in tonight, but I have my knitting needles and wool with me as I don't want to run out of them, so your lordship is more than welcome to a few sucks

[Mamyalynne]

petal has always been rash, but a small dose of fennings powders should help

I will rustle up some tailcocks to go with those yummy biccies

and could we cease use of the clarity word, the swear box is on the hall console

[ladyalex]

When did you start at elf and safety, petal?

[atsgran]

Will elf and safety be in tonight? do we have to watch what we're doing, or is it just the usual

[petal54]

just started,work experience for retirement + as part of my perpbasion from the 'being sober' whilest intoxicated

[Mamyalynne]

can my aunt and uncle kate and sidney come too they make good pies and I don`t fancy going to the chippy with all the rockets flying around

Now petal take your powder please

[ladyalex]

I wouldn't worry, atsgran.......petal is the elf

[ladyalex]

Kate and Sidney pie ?
I should cocoa !

[petal54]

the blue powders this time isn't it?

[alexanderd]

are we having cocoa already? The night is young and..........

[atsgran]

Can I have a Steak Pie, don,t like sidney,don't like sidney, it keeps repeating on me, don't like sidney

[Mamyalynne]

yes some have sidney and some don`t have sidney if you sidney what I mean


blue powders yes for those in recovery petal

[ladyalex]

Does petal work for a garage ?

[petal54]

atsgran,try some of my blue powders,i find it works wonders for bis similar problem