Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

As the Lost Property Room is now full, please leave your lost property in the upper gallery tonight.

As a result of complaints received after last week's activities, please note that newts and toads can no longer be admitted unless properly harnessed.

This should have been covered by Rule 43(f) [Admittance of assistance animals] but it appears that some members are unaware of this.

[petal54]

just drive people up the bend

[atsgran]

Thanks petal, how long do these take to work........ mmm feel better already, where's my pernod biscuits

[ladyalex]

Lordalex says 'Thanks for the Pernod biscuits and he looks forward to meeting their creator in person once his regions have healed.'

Mamya said that you were in recovery, petal, so I took it that you worked in the motor trade.

[petal54]

usually quite a while,not to be repeated too often without seeing a quack

[alexanderd]

could you put one of those chocolate fingers in my pernod cocktail please Mamy, I am not allowed to have sugar

[ladyalex]

Mamya, Mamya, quick there's an emergency.
Petal is seeing ducks.

Early meds tonight, I think.

[atsgran]

Do we need ducks tonight as well, I haven't been here for a while, finding it difficult to keep up

[petal54]

been a while since i worked in a garage,but had to retire due to backfiring prob in MOT department

[petal54]

duck a l'orange,quails eggs,no beansprouts though

[Mamyalynne]

does his ludship need anything to dunk them into? a baileys and treacle perhaps very warming

[ladyalex]

I feel for you, alexanderd, even though you are almost certainly sweet enough!
No sugar. Is it the carrot and vodka diet thing ?

Backfiring in the MOT dept...well, better than leaking in the clutch department

[Mamyalynne]

ducks eh? I will get the blunderbuss from the gun room, will do a lovely luch tomorrow

[ladyalex]

Lordalex prefers to suck. He thinks dunking is common.

[petal54]

off now to drain the duckums for the winter,early start in the morning out to luch for guy fawkes birthday

[ladyalex]

Will you be coming back later ?

That Fawkes chap gets a lot of candles on his cake. Be careful, petal.

[alexanderd]

I like Catherines wheels I just cant keep up with her

[atsgran]

Right, thats ducks and foxes, what else is allowed, cause I found a lovely keep fit instructor hanging about outside

[ladyalex]

Almost everything except toads and newts, atsgran.

Does the instructor have any nice friends ?

[Mamyalynne]

keep fit not for me tonight I have a frozen shoulder

[petal54]

he's my big brother,may be back later,depends how the firecrackers go