Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

As the Lost Property Room is now full, please leave your lost property in the upper gallery tonight.

As a result of complaints received after last week's activities, please note that newts and toads can no longer be admitted unless properly harnessed.

This should have been covered by Rule 43(f) [Admittance of assistance animals] but it appears that some members are unaware of this.

[petal54]

i prefer keeping fat

[ladyalex]

Your brother is a keep fit instructor ???

OH Mamya I am sorry for you. Would you like some of the tiger balm back ?
Or perhaps you could put the shoulder in the microwave on low ?

[atsgran]

Thats why mamays go to Iceland

[ladyalex]

You sound like someone after my own heart, petal.
You cannot have it, though, as it belongs to lordalex.

Iceland, eh ? Hasn't it gone bust ?

[Meg]

Will there be a raffle tonight? Is the keep fit instructor one on the prizes?

[Mamyalynne]

will put a poultice on don`t worry and a drink or two will help, if you have any fat spare I will have it as am a wasting away here and doc is nagging me to gain. Maybe we could have a collection

More tailcocks anyone?

[petal54]

got to go,draws r on fire,stood too close to the bunfire

[Mamyalynne]

9 9 9


fire fire petals on fire

[atsgran]

Goody goody, does that mean the men with the big hoses are coming?

[ladyalex]

Keep the fat away from the fire.

Are the firies coming ?

[alexanderd]

are there fairies in here now i thought it was just me after one of Mamyalynes tailcocks seeing things

[atsgran]

I can see ducks, foxes. tigers, burning bloomers and I've not had a tailcock yet, pass them along

[Mamyalynne]

they have refused to attend saying that petal is a repeat offender

well her end will be off if her bloomers are alight

[atsgran]

Jim the Keep fit instructor had to go home, said we were a lost cause................. cheek!!! my cause is in my handbag

[alexanderd]

just found my cause cause I hadnt lost it

[alexanderd]

has everyone gone home? I seem to be on my own or is it too many tailcocks

[atsgran]

Sorry, I was at the tennis watching Andy Murray win, back now, has the raffle been drawn yet, I have ticket number pink this week

[Mamyalynne]

ooh hadn`t thought about the raffle we have had so few visitors only sold one ticket, so you win I suppose

[atsgran]

My gass is all flabbered, what were the prizes tonight, can I take my pick, ( cause I brought it with me)

[slinky.kate]

hello everyone just popped in to see if anyone found the weight i lost 2st.7.5lbs.is it in the lost property,mamya is looking for some so she can have it.found a recipe for black russians and moscow mules,so i brought some for you to try'at your own risk?