Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

Good evening, the Club is now Open.


I hope all went well in my absence last week and that the cellar is in the same condition as I left it.

Sadly Lordalex had a bit of a mishap on his return from his outing last week and is laid up in bed under the doctor with his thigh. He sends cordial greetings to you all and has high hopes of some embrocation later.
Please on no account anyone give him a cocktail.

[atsgran]

You'll be ok petal, I know where she keeps the keys for the medicine cabinet, I'll look after you

[Bapla]

i`ve got lumps on me poor gums not on me b u m embrocation isnt that heamriod cream ladyalex

but i`ll try anything of what you got

[petal54]

yes,i take it regular now,keeping alot better now,had my booster shot too

[ladyalex]

I like a bit of co-operation.

Have we finished the gattox ?
It's just that I've been on a diet for a day and I really need to have something sweet every ten minutes to keep my motivation up.

[ladyalex]

Do I know you, Bapla ?
Have you submitted your application forms in triplicate to the committee and provided certification ?

We don't mentions bottoms in here.

[atsgran]

What kind of gattox is it, is it for the raffle or for eating with our tailcocks, and who is making the tailcocks tonight, I've finished with ellie and hump, do you want me to do it, I feel ever so helpful tonight

[Bapla]

soz lady Alex i wont mention the back door again....

i havent submitted anything but i`m a certified banger does that help....


please have you found anyone willing to loan out there false teeth yet...

[ladyalex]

Well, in the absence of matron, it would be wonderful if you would make the tailcocks, atsgran.

The gattox was kindly brought by petal and I have almost finished it.....we could save the last morsel for the raffle...especially as there are so few of us that I might win it......Did I say that out loud ?

[atsgran]

Bapla I think that a few sets of teeth are in the lost property cupboard, its just a matter of finding it

[ladyalex]

I think the usual entry terms will apply to you Bapla...if you're mad enough to post on this thread , then you're in.

Perhaps Lordalex's second best teeth would fit you ? If you want to try them , he usually leaves them in the upper smaller brown bathroom, but sometimes they are in the great hall down the side of his special armchair. That's the one with the wings and stereo system fitted.

[petal54]

Bigs will lend his,as not using for advent.off to help at local soup kitchen,part of my therapy.have a merry evening.hope matron calls by soon

[Bapla]

i`m not sure if you no me ladyalex

have we had a passing moment some where


i`ve hada few in the bushes moments was it you.lol

[atsgran]

Aw petal, I'm just making up the Baillie and Pernod cocktails, ( that means all the more for me) hic

[ladyalex]

Bye bye, petal...maybe you can look in later.

Bapla, I have never been in the bushes with anyone other than my own true love, Lordalex.

[ladyalex]

HAve you got the tailcocks ready yet atsgran ?
I feel we will be needing them tonight.
Bailleys and Pernod for me as usual.

[alexanderd]

evening all, no matron tonight I see I hope she is well and hasnt started celebrating xmas early

[atsgran]

Thats 40 tailcocks made up,\ no wait a minute 37 no 20o that eb enufff hic cih hci

[alexanderd]

I ll have a couple of your tailcocks please Atsgran I am not driving so I will be ok

[ladyalex]

That sounds just marvellous, atsgran.
Send the bucket round.

Good evening alexanderd.
No sign of Matron tonight. Hope she's not under the weather. Mind you, there's been quite a lot of weather to be under the last few days.

[alexanderd]

Hello Ladyalex matron may have overindulged last week as membership was sparse and we had a lot of cocktails to drink