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ladyalex | 19:59 Sat 05th Dec 2009 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Good evening, the Club is now Open.


I hope all went well in my absence last week and that the cellar is in the same condition as I left it.

Sadly Lordalex had a bit of a mishap on his return from his outing last week and is laid up in bed under the doctor with his thigh. He sends cordial greetings to you all and has high hopes of some embrocation later.
Please on no account anyone give him a cocktail.
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That's fine then , atsgran. Just didn't want there to be any misunderstanding.

Can I have some DW40 for my knees, please Matron ?
Here's a tailcock miss meg, your lucky, not many left, but I have to go back to the clinic,eh house now, so should be enough
indeed I have enough for all, evening meg ooh a kangaroo is that for tomorrows lunch?

heres your tailcock
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Hello Miss Meg. Glad to see you as ever.
Have you tried Mamya's new cocktails ? DW$) , bailleys and vodka , I think.
Slips down ever so smoothly.
Ty mamya, make sure you use the spit.
indeed and will save a fortune as the butcher hasn`t been paid for a month or two and hid lud is laid up, so cannot hunt
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Has everyone gone to bed ?

There's still plenty of tailcocks to go round. And I do believe that Matron has made us some canapes too.
Yum yum.
Perhaps the kangaroo has revived and is putting up a fight ?
No milady I am here think meg nipped out for a ciggy, do have another voltra von they are delish, blow the diet
ladyalex do you have a pair of binoculars please i seen to have lost my glasseses i dont imagine you have failing eyesight do you

i`ve got wd40 for your creeking knees how the hells bells did u know?
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The diet is now totally blown.....lasted a whole day though this time!

Thank you so much for your WD40, Bapla. We here in the Mad over Fifties Club know , if not everything, certainly most things......

There will be some spare binoculars in the lower outer green shed. Just next to the spare wellies.
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These volly vaughns are marvellous. no need to send out for chips tonight...just as well as our credit has run out again.
is there spare willies now i getting very excited is peeping allowed in the garden shed
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Are you sure you are a member, Bapla ?
WELLIES, I said, WELLIES, WELLINGTON BOOTS
trouble with gums/teeth/eyes and noe ears too!! and I thought I was in a bad way
confused.
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Are you trying to sell us insurance, Miss Meg ?
a member ladyalex......i dont have i`m a girl, do you have a member?
excuse me does anyone else keep getting a broken heart on the right hand side of the screen or am i just huloucinating
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I am going to ignore that last question.
I thought the bewildered home had improved security

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