Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

Good evening, the Club is now Open.


I hope all went well in my absence last week and that the cellar is in the same condition as I left it.

Sadly Lordalex had a bit of a mishap on his return from his outing last week and is laid up in bed under the doctor with his thigh. He sends cordial greetings to you all and has high hopes of some embrocation later.
Please on no account anyone give him a cocktail.

[ladyalex]

Looks as though they have got out again....or at least one of them has....

[Meg]

carer says kangaroo is no more sadly she is not a part of our lives but she has gone to good tummies

[ladyalex]

Are you quite well this evening, Meg ?
Perhaps some medication for you ?

Matron ! Matron ! Meds cart please >

[Mamyalynne]

here we go meg , take this you will feel better soon

[ladyalex]

Thank you , Mamya. You are so reliable.

[Bapla]

ladyalex (Sat 22:31 05/Dec/09)
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I am going to ignore that last question

why?

[alexanderd]

oops popped out into the garden to check the moat and fell in, took ages to dry out so if there are any tailcocks left I would like to get wet again

[ladyalex]

welcome back alexanderd..I'm sure Mamya has something warming for you on her cocktail tray

[Bapla]

alexanderd i`ve got some dry knockers you can have.......would you like that

[Bapla]

oppps lol.



KNICKERS....

[alexanderd]

that will do for me M,lady and I quite fancy a roo steak if they are ready yet

[Mamyalynne]

here we go another trayful of drinkys

[ladyalex]

Excellent.

I think the kangaroo made a bid for freedom....so roo steaks are off, but you should try some of the volly vaunts. they are to die for.

[alexanderd]

cant manage volly vonts Im afraid, never was good at gymnastics just as well I brought some pork pies. They are on the table in the downstairs upper lounge if anyone wants to try one

[ladyalex]

Ambassador, you are spoiling us......

[alexanderd]

ambassador? have I been promoted or is there someone in here I dont know about?

[ladyalex]

No . it's you ....

[alexanderd]

Oh great, I suppose it will cost me though. Do I get a cerstifi, cretifi, piece of paper with it?

[slinky.kate]

took ages to find the mansion tonight,do you have any white sticks in lost property i can borrow,my eyes are all blurry and its not with drink,i've only had a glass of cloudy lemonade

[alexanderd]

SlinkyKate I think there are some 3d glasses in there if they will help