Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

Good evening everyone, the club is now open.

It is still rather chilly, so come in close to the fire and have some sherry.
No doubt there will be tailcocks and nibbles later .

Tonight's talk will be on 'Maoris I have known'

[ladyalex]

Good night bookbinder...hope to see you again. Perhaps you will see your way to buying some raffle tickets next time. Our funds always need replenishing, you now.

Lardhelmet....you have no idea how often we have had to call out the emergency services.....

[ladyalex]

Night night boxtops. See you next week with your salami.



Miss meg, I don't think the bewildered lot are here...and if they were, lordalex would have shot them. he is now safely contained and the gun is back under lock and key.

As to Mamya..who knows where she is. We'll have to do our own meds tonight and I think we could all do with them.

[lardhelmet]

How fabulous Lady - perhaps we can have a bit of arson one night - set fire to the gazebo or something - I luuuurrrvvveee firemen!

[ladyalex]

Well, they might come again, but for a while they were refusing to take our calls.

[lardhelmet]

Wot a cheek Lady - you pay your council tax - don't you?

[ladyalex]

Well, all this dashing about after lordalex has taken it out of me, so I'm off to bed.

Will whoever is the last to leave please ensure that no one is trapped in any of the rooms and hang the key up in the outside lean-to so that whoever is here first next week can open up ?
Thanks for all the laughs , folks.

[lardhelmet]

Night Lady - thanks for a really interesting evening

[ladyalex]

Just saw your post lardhelmet.
Council tax ? Is this some sort of newfangled thing ?
We'll discuss this next week when I'm more alert. Meanwhile, please donot mention 'tax' anywhere near lordalex. It's guaranteed to set him off again.
Night night all.
ladyalex :-))

[Meg]

lard helmet, we often set fire to things just to meeet the boys in blue. Nice to meet you. Lady alex, Ib must go, the sherry has gone to my head, didn't know I still had one!! Nite,nite, George is under my arm, Humph and Ellie seem to have rejected him.

[Sandy-Wroe]

I have several flagons of South African sherrywine which I'm willing to share. When I've drunk one or two I can make a half decent attempt at performing a Haka, though my face is no longer tattooed. May I come in?

[Mamyalynne]

I can only apologise but I had a family emergency, night everyone

M♥

[slinky.kate]

night mamya,we were all looking for you

[tamborine]

You gals still clubbing out there.....time you turned in before the law nab you, run you down the nick in riot bus, take your DNA, drug/alcohol test, finger prints & feel up before locking you in solitude.

[chickenchick]

Can't wait til I'm old enough to join. Certainly mad enough! Hubby though is over 60!
Chch