Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

Good evening everyone, the club is now open.

It is still rather chilly, so come in close to the fire and have some sherry.
No doubt there will be tailcocks and nibbles later .

Tonight's talk will be on 'Maoris I have known'

[boxtops]

Who's green (I feel a abit that way)? I have number orange so that's me out the window.

[society]

You lot are too funny lol

[ladyalex]

Colours are:


45
879
333
67
and 22101
Please collect your prizes from the small table in the lower downstairs parlour.

[ladyalex]

Mass hallucinations, boxtops.....and no Mamyalynne for ages tonight.....is a pattern emerging ?

[boxtops]

Pattern - ooh - are we doing knitting again next week? I could knit a new muffler to replace the gravied one!

[lardhelmet]

Fab - hope I've won the woggle toggle

[Meg]

He is in the orchard firing potshots at the servants.

[ladyalex]

That was lucky, lardhelmet, on your first week too......usually only the committee win ...oh did I say that out loud ?

boxtops...I thinkyou might be right. Mammyalynne is knitting something for us. That's why she's not here.
Now, about the hallucinations.....do you think it's medication time ?

[boxtops]

on your first visit, too, lardhelmet, how lucky is that?! Miss meg that is scary, I thought the servants had left, he must have been holding them hostage all this time. Oh dear!

[lardhelmet]

Who showed where you hid the ammo Lady?

[boxtops]

I think it might be them that need the medication, milady, nurring the fmatter with you nor me...

[ladyalex]

Miss meg...thank you so much. Try to get everyone indoors before we have another incident. there's only so much that our friend the Chief Constable can smooth over...or should I say only so many peasants peppered.....

[lardhelmet]

Thank you Lady & Box - beginners luck obviously

[ladyalex]

Mamyalynne has a lot to answer for. if she were here he woudln't have gone out like that shooting peasants.
She's due an increase in salary for this fine mess.

[boxtops]

Perhaps she's in a huff without her new uniform, I know she was looking forward to that - she was here earlier but she didn't take off her coat.

[ladyalex]

Have you actually tried to get the cobwebs down with your lady fiend, lardhelmet ?
You might find it mutually satisfying ? The cobwebs woudlbe down, you would have had an aerobic workout and she would have had a whirl.

[bookbinder]

Hello? Hellooooooo? Excuse me, is this the way out? Sorry, er, I think I fell over something. Sorry.

[ladyalex]

oops, forgot about the new uniform.... that probably explains her absence.....

[lardhelmet]

No Lady - I'd never be able to get the greasy marks off the paintwork

[ladyalex]

My my , you've been very quiet,bookbinder. Have you been there all the time, listening in ?
You're not a journo are you ? Going to do a spread on us tomorrow ?
We'll want paying if you do .