Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

Good evening everyone, the club is now open.

It is still rather chilly, so come in close to the fire and have some sherry.
No doubt there will be tailcocks and nibbles later .

Tonight's talk will be on 'Maoris I have known'

[ladyalex]

An easy mistake to make, boxtops.
I have often mistaken a fur coat for a rugby player.

[lardhelmet]

Thank you very much Lady - pleased to meet you.

[ladyalex]

I'm sure you are, lardhelmet.

[Meg]

Hello, I'm flummoxed, ice creams, kiwis, Maoris. I need a sherry to calm down.

[ladyalex]

Hello , Miss Meg. Lovely to see you again.
There are some sherries on the table, Come in closer to the fire and have an ice cream. Boxtops found a wandering italian.
The raffle is looking very promising tonight with some nasturtium seeds, a woggle and a didgeridont.

[boxtops]

There might be some raffle prizes left from last week? there weren't many people in the club last night, and I think mamyalynne said that all the tickets were number blue, so some were left over?

[Mamyalynne]

I`ve had ice cream already tonight so will have another tipple methinks

[ladyalex]

Did anyone win the bath cubs ?

[boxtops]

Are they the same as fox cubs?

[petal54]

I hope all the animals are well,i've brunged some eggs as the hens are laying, well for the time of year

[Mamyalynne]

yes I think the rainmates and the lavender bath cubes were lrft

[ladyalex]

Yippeee! Omelettes and meringues!

I'm not sure about fox cubs, but you put bath cubs in the bath and sit on them. I don't think anyone wanted them because they can be a bit gritty underneath.

[slinky.kate]

hi everyone,just here for a little while as i have a heavy cold,thats why i am wearing the theatre mask,its not a hold up.i was doing a clear out and brought some stuff for the raffle,todays daily record(but i've done the crossword) half bottle syrup of figs,2 hearing aide batteries.pkt.instant custard and some lip balm.can i have a tailcock now

[petal54]

my dad could do with replacement 'earing aids,his always buzzing

[Meg]

May I donate a kangaroo for the raffle in line with tonight's theme. I am tiring of him hopping about up and down the stairs.

[ladyalex]

Please, have as many tailcocks as you want, slinky.
So sorry to hear about your cold, and so thoughtful of you to mask up . Did no one challenge you on the way in ? I think we may have to give a warning to those bouncer blobbies..
The raffle prizes are building up thick and fast.

[ladyalex]

I'm not putting a kangaroo into the raffle...we never know who might win him and some of our members are just not into boxing.
Would you consider donating him as a companion to Humph and Ellie ?

[petal54]

we have a giant kangaroo mouse,that's bad enough

[slinky.kate]

could i have 'sex on the beach'and 'a bloody mary'

[ladyalex]

What do you get with a kangaroo mouse ?