Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

Good evening everyone, the club is now open.

It is still rather chilly, so come in close to the fire and have some sherry.
No doubt there will be tailcocks and nibbles later .

Tonight's talk will be on 'Maoris I have known'

[ladyalex]

Sorry, slinky, there isn't a beach within miles of here......we may organise another outing whenthe better weather comes, though and you can have sex then.

A bloody Mary , however, is I'm sure possible. Do you take tabasco ?

[slinky.kate]

i'm fine with anything,me i'm not fussy

[petal54]

we got lots of big holes in the skiting boards

[ladyalex]

Please help yourself, slinky. I'll have to go and look for the tabasco....back later.

[boxtops]

Slinky you must have got your cold when you kept popping out to see the dog last weekend. Cuddle up to a hairy rugby player, they look as if they could do with a distraction from haka-ing.

[ladyalex]

Boom Boom

[slinky.kate]

what was that noise ^^^

[boxtops]

I didn't know Basil Brush had arrived?!

[slinky.kate]

well i'm not cuddling up to him

[Meg]

George does not like boxes but whilst Humph and Ellie have the run of the place he might like to join them. He is house trained, to a certain extent................

[petal54]

off now to feed the Dingos,also an early start in the morning,i'll leave my raffle tickets at the front desk,never know my luck may get a rugby player

[Meg]

Basil Brush is here, I want his autograph. Yippee.

[boxtops]

Nite petals, nice to meet you! I hope we will meet again, you have a lovely name.

[petal54]

nice to meet you too boxtops,you also have an unusual name

[Mamyalynne]

Crikey that kangaroo is making a mess of the lawn and Alfie is quite scared of it, more grog

[Meg]

I must apologise for George, he has also dumped in the upper leser lower high turret. Soz

[ladyalex]

Hello again. I'm back. Sadly there is no tabasco to be found, but there is a very odd smell coming from the turret staircase.

[ladyalex]

Hello, hello, is anybody there ???

[Meg]

Mi'lady I have explained that, I think all the animals are making friends and leaving their scent about. Probably best if Alfie keeps away,he may get trampled on, mamya must keep him in her pocket til they settle down.

[boxtops]

Where is everyone? I popped into the library to watch QIXL and it's gone all quiet - are you hiding from me?