Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

The lost property cupboard is completely bare this week, so any raffle prizes will be appreciated.

Tailcocks and nibbles will be served as in the upper lesser front parlour tonight as the usual venue is still out of commission following last week's mysterious leak.

Please take care on the back stairs as the bulbs have gone. Matches and candles can be found.

[alexanderd]

hello all sorry I am late was on taxi duty for the little ones tonight. They have been to the moving picture show and I didnt recognise them as they all had funny glasses on. If we have a trip in the charabanc please dont make it Wales. I went there once and it was closed a mystery tour would be better, we can all close our eyes till we get there, except the driver of course.

[society]

Haya Mamaya! hope you fine and dandy in the land of nod at this time.
no cocklingtail but I'd have a black and bitter... oh... lets see, how about a Guinness royal extra...

[ladyalex]

I'm so pleased to see you alexanderd.....I hope you get a good tip for your taxi-ing.

I'm pretty sure we are not going to go to either Wales or Fife on our outing. Your suggestion of eyes closed isa good one. We could give the driver a blank map with Wales and Fife shaded in so he could avoid them.

[Meg]

society, welcome, please donate to funds, I am so looking forward to the mystery tour. Have ventured up the stairs, very spooky, after I slipped on a bit of cod I banged my head, lawsuit lady, lawsuit!!

[ladyalex]

So that's where the fish for our dinner went......Uncle Joe has a lot to answer for.

[alexanderd]

I have a map of australia Ladyalex we could give him that Im sure he could avoid wales and fife then. Why Fife ? or are we not allowed to ask

[Meg]

Hmmm, last statement retracted.. Hi alexandred, I'm cock a hoop about the mystery tour.

[ladyalex]

We cannot venture into Wales or Fife because various members have only narrowly escaped from those places in the past.
If we go back there, they may be entrapped again and have to stay there.
Do try to keep up, alexanderd.

[alexanderd]

Miss meg Im glad your cock is all ahoop but dont let him near LordAlex chickens will you?

[ladyalex]

Exactly how do you know about he chickens. alexanderd ?
I thought that Incident had been totally hushed up.

[Mamyalynne]

Hi Alex also. may we try Cornishwall I am fond of a pasty and quite a soft spot for a pisky too.

Will nip and retrieve the cod from the stairs (Uncle Joe indeed)

[alexanderd]

Its all the downstairs staff talk about and you know how I like to mix with the common folk now and then

[ladyalex]

Cornishwalland sounds great to me. I like a nice wafer.

[alexanderd]

Hi Mamy, cornishwall is good, or norfolk, we could all get a turkey for xmas

[ladyalex]

Very flat, Norfolk.

[alexanderd]

yes it is flat but driver could see where he is going

[Meg]

I don't do sweets, please can we consider the lakes, with an unblindfolded driver..

[Mamyalynne]

Flat sounds dull, but with my knees may need a rethink and we don`t want to drop off the end of the world in Conishwall do we? Its a tough choice

[ladyalex]

We'll have to have a vote.
I vote Cornishwallander.......That nice Kenneth Branagh is there .(I saw him inthe flesh once...he's disappointingly short of stature.)

[alexanderd]

How about we ask the driver where he would like to go and then go as far from there as possible? I willmake some sandwiches if Mamy can provide the drinks