Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

At the latest Committee meeting, it was decided that, in view of the recent good weather, volunteers would be asked to do the needful.
So far the results have been quite encouraging.

The Lost Property cupboard has been turned out and the contents used for dusters, so any members having lost any items are asked to look for them in the kitchen cupboards. There is a sewing machine in the upper left-hand attic if anyone wishes to effect repairs.

[boxtops]

No no ttfn, that's You're the One that I Want, and you have to sing it wearing tight leather trousers - I get in to trouble singing that in public places.
Miss meg, the only thing with a second hand vuvu is that I worry that someone else might have spat in it. I only just thought of that <<throws it away in the moat>>

[ttfn]

Bless you mamya - may I have a large one please - of anything - I am fair parched. I would recommend a beetroot souffle for miss meg - delish and the addition of 3 large eggs adds a certain je ne sais quoit

[ttfn]

Indeed ladyalex - Vive la revolution!

[supersuezy24]

Hi, I know i'm not over 50 but I just wanted to say hello to ttfn and hope you're well x

[Mamyalynne]

Oooh I likes a souffle I does, had a fricasee yesterday first time in ages.

Oh milady don't mention the kilt incident, it brings me out in hives just thinking of it.

ttfn an extra large winc wizard with added sanatogen.

[ladyalex]

You don't have to fulfil all of the criteria to come on here, Supersuezy.....just being mad will do.
So, welcome. Have a nibble and a tailcock.

[ttfn]

Hello my young friend - yes thank you x Excuse me club members but I may have a fan - at last!

[ladyalex]

Well, I'm not surprised about the hives, Mamya.....honey was involved.....(shudders)

[ttfn]

But surely - bees wax isn't used in hair removal, is it?

[boxtops]

Hives, who's got hives? we need a paramedic?

[ladyalex]

Part of the problem was that he didn't remove the hair.....(continues to shudder and takes a very large straight Wincarnis)

[ladyalex]

I think WIncarnis and sal volatile will suffice, boxtops, No need to dial.

[Mamyalynne]

as long as the kilt stays lost we are okay, but have the antihistercal tablets just in case

[Meg]

ttfn, thanks for the culinary suggestion to mamya on my behalf. I don't want to seem ungrateful but beetroot makes me unladylike and I can't abide the sight or smell of eggs. Horrible things from chicken's bottoms.

[ladyalex]

Where is alexanderd when we need him ?

Alexanderd! if you can hear this, we need you to lose the kilt. Lose the kilt at once.

[alexanderd]

Just been doing moating duties, one of his lordships Koi carp has got one of those blowy things and is filling the place with bubbles

[supersuezy24]

Thanks ladyalex, I have the vino chilling in the fridge so who's for a glass?x
Ttfn, I'm sure you have many fans x
Hi all :)

[ladyalex]

Well done, alexanderd, but have you lost the kilt ?

[alexanderd]

Kilt sent up the flagpole, Lord Alex always has his eyes on the ground so we should be ok

[ladyalex]

Vino would be good at this point, supersuezy......I'm almost having a breakdown here.