Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

The moat has been thoroughly cleaned since last week and members are advised that swimming is again safe between the lower green flag and the upper green flag.

On no account are members to try to swim between the upper green flag and the lower green flag. This could be hazardous.

All prizes for the non-raffle will be gratefully accepted if left on the small hall table.

Tonight's winning tickets will be drawn tonight.

[boxtops]

Suezy <<ssh..ladyalex has forgotten that many moons ago, Then Ed gave her permission to hold the MOFC in Q&P, and here it's been ever since, much to the annoyance of non-members. Frivol away!

[boxtops]

Gran, did you remember where you left the noseclips? I wouldn't mind a dip, it's been hot today.

[Bobbisox]

I'm a good quiz mistress...honest!

[ladyalex]

A Quiz for an over fifties club.......in a place called Maud...only they typed it wrongly and it said Mad over fifties club Quiz....and we thought it woud be a good idea to join the Mad Over Fifties Club.......it's all in the minutes books.....could we but find them......

[supersuezy24]

Is it my break yet??

[ladyalex]

Break ???

There are no breaks here.

Any breakages must be paid for.

[supersuezy24]

Awww

*Walks off in a huff*

[askyourgran]

Good evening, all me frogs have hopped off, one sniff of that moat and they've all hopped it. I did see one or two making their way up here I think it was Fred and Ginger.
For the non-raffle I've bought a bottle of aftershave pina somethingorother, a full box of babywipes and a tape measure but someone has cut of the first two inches.
Suezy seems to be chopping a mountain of stuff in the kitchen, mopping her brow with a direct debit form I think.

[Mamyalynne]

They didn't type it wrong, we read it wrong. They were a bit upset at first but we explained it was a tribute and like topsy it grew from there, Suezy you are pushing your luck earlyon I fear.

Hiya Bobbi

[supersuezy24]

Ah but mamy..

Where's ttfn, I have her brandy ready!

[ladyalex]

Hello askyourgran. How nice to see you again.
I'm sure Supersuezy will have reconsidered her strange decision to walk off and is , as we speak, chopping fruit for our next vat of punch.

Thanks to you , and everyone else for the non-raffle prizes. I don't think we have ever had a full box of anything as a prize before. We are honoured.

[boxtops]

I have delved in my pocket and found a packet of Mentholyptus for the non-raffle. there is also an unpaid parking ticket, could we draw lots to see who has to pay it?

[ladyalex]

Gosh, I'd forgotten they were upset at first......senior moments.....

[supersuezy24]

I'm making the punch but helping myself lol

[Mamyalynne]

Maybe ttfn is napping as she was up and around with the dawn chorus.

[ladyalex]

Housemaids perks, Supersuezy. I knew you would like working here......there's just the matter of the paperwork.......

What a splendid idea Boxtops......we should all bring in our unpaid parking tickets and get someone else to pay them....sorry, draw lots for who pays. Lordalex has several hundred in his stud drawer.

[Mamyalynne]

Just had a ciggie break (seniority suezy) and a walk up the lane to see if ttfn was coming alomg, sure she will be by later.

[askyourgran]

Do we have volleyvents tonight I'm feeling a bit hungry now and a wincarnis wonder tailcock if anyone can remember how to make one. It was hard work chasing those frogs.

Boxy I've brought the noseclips you'll have to give 'em a wipe over they've been holding the clematis up for a few weeks.

[Mamyalynne]

Plenty of nibbles Gran, vault'o vans and filo wrapped giant prawns amonst many others. Wincarnis wizard coming up.

[ladyalex]

Thanks for the volleyvants, Mamya...delish as usual.

When is the non-raffle due to be drawn ? I really want that Acdo.