Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

Welcome one and all .
Members are asked to be careful when crossing the moat. Due to staff shortages it has not been thoroughly filtered this week.

After the fiasco of a raffle last week, I have rather lost interest, so have not donated any prizes this week. Sniff.

The Committee respectfully reminds any member who has not already done so to do so.

(Opening a little early tonight on account of the Last Night of the Proms.)

[petal54]

just back from Camalot,all rather like the moat.I have donated some chewed dog chews,owing to the cat not liking them.Bigs has been on a days course on how not to speed,so as not get points on his driving thingy,otherwise quiet

[Mamyalynne]

Huff puff and bother, sorry to be so tardy Milady, I have been having trouble with that Ena (ttfn) all day behaving very oddly, so I have reluctantly had to sedate her and lock in the oubliette, drastic measure I know but she the devil about her.

[Mamyalynne]

For the Raffle I have brought 2 mousetraps and a bar of palmolive.

I have invited a nice Australian to drop by later for a tailcock or two, he is not really old enough but all members welcome am sure.

[petal54]

could we be in for one of those nights?

[petal54]

I hope that Mamyas 'young' man will not be too put about by the arrival of a boooomerang

[Mamyalynne]

Could be there is plagiarism of sorts on CB!!

[petal54]

whaat!!!a rival gang!!

[Mamyalynne]

I have threatened litigation but fear it will do no good.

[society]

Hello and good evening to each and every one of you nice people.

I hope you mad lot has patented and copyrighted your organization. Rumour has it that there's another club opening up with similar name. Contact the lawyer asap!

[petal54]

Rumbles in cellar,scum on the moat,where will it all end? volunteers may be needed for cleaning duty on the morrow

[stewey]

Is this a sort of dodgy codgers convention?

[alexanderd]

Hello I am back, now I see your cunning plan matron but she will have her own I bet. Are you wearing your skirt a little shorter tonight?

[petal54]

speak for youself stewey,old I may be,not quite a codger yet!

[Mamyalynne]

Stewey so glad you popped by it is a little quiet as yet due to a rival outfit, please do have a drinky dear and some nibbles.

[boxtops]

Fear not milady, the other one's the under-50s, I don't know how they will know how to cope, they are planning to play cribbage.

[stewey]

Sorry, mammy, I can't join in. In a previous thread, you side that the MOFC started around 8pm: it's only just after 3:30pm here.

[petal54]

Alexanderd,I hope that you & mamya haven't fallen out,as Mamya has some Ozzy wine arriving later!

[stewey]

"you said".

[alexanderd]

Petal Mamy and I could never fall out as we havent fallen in yet

[Mamyalynne]

Petal don't talk about Stewey like that.


Alex, ttfn will remain where she is, for once I have the upper hand, so glad you noticed my hemline, flutter flutter. Maybe a foxtrot later?