Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome one and all on this cold but no longer snowy evening.

The Committee wish to extend their thanks to all members who so splendidly helped out last week with the digging and de-icing. There are quite a few items in the lost property cupboard, so please have a look there before you go. For example, a string vest, a sheepskin mitt (left hand), half a jar of Vick, seven wooly scarves and a cheese and pickle sandwich. (That is just a small selection, there are many more.)

The Committee are very hopeful that one of our members will be able to give us an improving talk tonight as they are unanimous that we are all in need of improving.

Members are also advised that, due to the prevailing weather conditions, there may be a bit of leakage tonight. Several buckets have been placed in strategic places throughout the building and Members are encouraged to make use of them.

As always, all contributions to the raffle will be much appreciated.
So far, we have:

A pair of string pants
A sheepskin mitt (right hand)
Seven woolly hats.

[slinky.kate]

i was going to watch st trinians to night but this is better,just sitting in the galery supping my wine and mince pies

[mike11111]

God, that hurt!

[starone]

Just found a half eaten bag of the baby's chocolate buttons in my pocket. Offering it for the raffle with apologies for not bringing anything else. I was so excited about my avatar and my poem that I completely forgot.

[LadyEyre]

perhaps a scalding enema would ensure mike remembers the error of his ways, altogether ladies, put the kettle on

[Mamyalynne]

Oh LadyEyre maybe we are being too harsh now, Mike will see the error of his ways soon enough.

Startbutress your poem was deightful dear

[mike11111]

Madam, you merely perpetuate the myth of womankind hell-bent on causing men as much pain as possible. Not true, is it?

[slinky.kate]

i like mike 11111111111111,at least he doesnt copy all the other maddies here,i am going to sit and comfort him 'i think you are being very hard on him m'lady.

[LadyEyre]

mike, we will tell you after

[DSJ]

Hello everyone, sorry I'm late. I have brought a raffle prize as you see. It's a bag of Tesco chocolate mints. You must have a pile of prizes tonight because I heard that you didn't draw the raffle last week after I had left. Was the opal in the matchbox stored in a safe place?

[starone]

Thanks mamy, although I cannot take the praise for it as I did not write it. The typing is good though, isn't it. Mike, of course it is true - you know - and the female is more deadly than the male.

[Mamyalynne]

Was it an opal fruit DSJ ? It may have been binned

[starone]

I thought it was a dead spider with a bit of paint on it to make it look like an opal.

[mike11111]

Thank you Kate, for that. Nice to have a cyber friend. Have fancied you since I fell in love with your avatar, such a change from the ugly old crows you see on here.

[DSJ]

I certainl;y hope not. It was a real yellow opal.

[Mamyalynne]

A real one are you sure? I prefer the green ones

Mike you are a charmer with the ladies aren't youi

[starone]

Mike, Are you tall, dark and handsome, or even short, fair and ugly? And might I point out that you are as mad as the rest of us or you wouldn't be posting on here.

[DSJ]

May I help myself to mulled wine and a mince pie?

[mike11111]

You've either got it, or you haven't. (No replies please, I might cry).

[slinky.kate]

mike i fell in the ash tray as they were taking my photo,but i'm glad you think i'm pretty you handsome hunk you,x x x x x x

[DSJ]

mike11111, I hope you're not referring to me. No old crows here!