Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome one and all on this cold but no longer snowy evening.

The Committee wish to extend their thanks to all members who so splendidly helped out last week with the digging and de-icing. There are quite a few items in the lost property cupboard, so please have a look there before you go. For example, a string vest, a sheepskin mitt (left hand), half a jar of Vick, seven wooly scarves and a cheese and pickle sandwich. (That is just a small selection, there are many more.)

The Committee are very hopeful that one of our members will be able to give us an improving talk tonight as they are unanimous that we are all in need of improving.

Members are also advised that, due to the prevailing weather conditions, there may be a bit of leakage tonight. Several buckets have been placed in strategic places throughout the building and Members are encouraged to make use of them.

As always, all contributions to the raffle will be much appreciated.
So far, we have:

A pair of string pants
A sheepskin mitt (right hand)
Seven woolly hats.

[Mamyalynne]

Night DSJ, shout up if a kickstart required

[mike11111]

Not coming back here! Going down to London wiv me student mates an' have a RIOT!

[mike11111]

Who are you accusing of losing their temper? Come and say it to my face, if you're hard enough!!!

[starone]

That's better - love you really Mike.

[ethandron]

oi, argentinian tango NOW! all that leg flicking and head jerking, let's release all the tension.......and breath.......

[LadyEyre]

Mike, If you want to persue your action against believed derogatory comments my secretary of Chambers will be happy to appoint you a Queens Council, though it would be the subject of open course discussion at the university, if you're happy with that, give me the OK

[Mamyalynne]

eth think you are right a bit of a kick and flick will do us all good, not sure about the parquet though.

[starone]

I'm hungry and as we seem to have run out of food I'm off to see what I can rustle up. See you later, unless you decide to close down for the night.

[mike11111]

You are talking gibberish, madam. never fool with a fool.

Yours, Mike (LL.B. Dip. LP)

[starone]

Who was that last remark addressed to Mike, not me I hope, I am only going to get something to eat.

[LadyEyre]

would I dare mike, but you got the letters wrong, good try, LadyEyre QC

[mike11111]

No, LadyEyre. That's the trouble with this site, by the time you've finished typing God knows what happens in between.

[mike11111]

Perhaps you would be so kind as to tell me exactly which letters I got wrong?

[LadyEyre]

So you miss-typed, perhaps it is past your bedtime.

[askyourgran]

Oh Mike11111111111111 with the dipped LP, We don't often see you around on Saturdays. You sound as though you are still rioting, disgraceful, I never took you for anannarchist. Goodevening your ladyship, I have finally been let out of my residential pad. I have managed to bring a kilo of soft pears. A box of jelly babies, you may find one or two minus the heads.and a pair of size 3 knitting needles, one slightly bent trying to fish something out of the plughole. I'll have a Sanatagon smoothy if thats alright.

[slinky.kate]

mike 1111111111111 are you going home ,i'll come with you and keep you company,you might have to hold my hand going over the drawbridge but thats o k .
night everyone

[Mamyalynne]

But there is plenty goulash left and my famous Stilton and broccoli bakes.

[mike11111]

Not good enough. It doesn't answer the question. Apart from not 'miss' (sic) typing I put it to you that in fact what I have written is literally correct, apart from the odd missing punctuation mark. Can you produce any valid evidence to the contrary which will satisfy m'lud and the gentlemen of the jury?

[Mamyalynne]

Calm down all, I have made another vat of tailcocks.