Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome one and all on this cold but no longer snowy evening.

The Committee wish to extend their thanks to all members who so splendidly helped out last week with the digging and de-icing. There are quite a few items in the lost property cupboard, so please have a look there before you go. For example, a string vest, a sheepskin mitt (left hand), half a jar of Vick, seven wooly scarves and a cheese and pickle sandwich. (That is just a small selection, there are many more.)

The Committee are very hopeful that one of our members will be able to give us an improving talk tonight as they are unanimous that we are all in need of improving.

Members are also advised that, due to the prevailing weather conditions, there may be a bit of leakage tonight. Several buckets have been placed in strategic places throughout the building and Members are encouraged to make use of them.

As always, all contributions to the raffle will be much appreciated.
So far, we have:

A pair of string pants
A sheepskin mitt (right hand)
Seven woolly hats.

[alexanderd]

Had an excellent night thankyou I was intending to give a talk on Spiders and their usefulness in society but I suppose it will have to wait till next week

[Count-A-Strong]

Dammit I always miss the best threads. BTW the cheese sandwhich was mine. I dropped it after I pushed the vicar's wife out of the car park at least she let memstroke her muffin. Lovely dog.

[mike11111]

You are welcome to the jelly Bs. The thrill of winning is enough for me. As for that silly mackem, me and bobbisox will take you on any time, if you thinks you's hard enough!

[ladyalex]

Glad you had a good time. Is your sister OK now ?

Your talk will be most acceptable at a later date, thank you.

[alexanderd]

Well I won nothing but since I didnt get any tickets its probably not surprising. Evening Matron, all well I hope

[Mamyalynne]

I am pleased Milady, Mike are you well dear or is it Meds time, shall I get the trolley?

[DaisyNonna]

Sorry to be so late. The reindeer decided that all they wanted to eat was mistletoe.
Not much of it about by the sea. Reindeer thus had to be changed for huskies. Difficult to ride a husky. Have brought some fairy dust. Excellent for lighting dark corners.

[ladyalex]

Please feel free to collect your sandwich, Count Strong.
It is very nice to see you here.
I don't really remember you being here last week, though...or the vicar's wife for that matter.
But, the sandwich was starting to whiff a bit anyway, so you're most welcome to it.

[alexanderd]

Mike Bobbi and I are are very good friends, yes Ladya sis is well, fully back to normal and telling her brother not to fuss!!

[ladyalex]

Welcome Daisynonna.
No matter that it is late, you are always welcome here.
Do have a tailcock or soem mulled wine. There are probably some snacks etc left, but be careful with the goulash.

[ladyalex]

That's really good news , Alexanderd.
Families, eh ? Just worry you then tell you not to worry.

Here's hoping Ena makes a good recovery too.

[mike11111]

"Difficult to ride a husky." Don't be silly. After a couple of years' sheep farming in Wales it's like a stroll in the park.

[ladyalex]

Make your mind up, Mike...are you Welsh or what ?

[askyourgran]

What will I do with a pair of string pants. Perhaps I could store onions in them? These stilton baked thingies are delish, and another tailcock. Evening alex,it is nice to be here. Has anyone heard from ttfn

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening all late comers, shall I rustle up some hotdogs??

[mike11111]

Dw i ddim yn gwybod, Sais neu Gymro?

[alexanderd]

Evening Gran, you are looking well tonight. I believe Mike1111 is from somewhere near the river Tyne, or even in it

[Count-A-Strong]

You invited me because you felt that to have a Lady and a Count at the event would give it some gravitas. I did spend most of the evening in a darkened corner chatting to that out of work 'actress' Charity work can be SO exhausting.

[ladyalex]

Is Mike drowning ?
He doesn't sound at all well.
Medication , please Mamya...after you've rustled up some more grub , that is.

[alexanderd]

Hot dogs matron ? have you been down to Battersea again?