~☆☆~ΨΨ~The Night Before Xmas~ΨΨ~☆☆~

[VINNY100_2]

☆~☆~☆~☆~~BIDDYS XMAS THREAD☆~☆~☆~☆~~~ please dont open till xmas..!! Ho Ho Ho

[Robinia]

good afternoon grumpies...I am, as lovely Les Dawson used to say, in a slough of despond. It's been as dark as hell, cold & horrible all day & I'm peed off.

Kit it was the iron not sewing machine that took a dive...strewth, if the sewing machine fell off the table - highly unlikely unless there was an record braking earthquake - the only thing broken would be the floor. It's a medieval Singer & made to last. I bought it for �5 in the seventies and now it's worth....oh, erm... �5.
I love the list of p. saints! - that was a psychic flash on your part 'cos as I was watching the iron in it's last spluttering moments I did scream "Well thank you patron saint of irons, whoever you are!!!" The closest entry I can find on the list is Ironmongers, haha, who is Sebastian....& I did utter something very similar to that too.

boxes! I love boxes...I've got drawers & cupboards but just give me boxes & I'm happy....oh no, I'm not happy today am I?

found this little gem earlier which cheered me up
YO

[DaSwede]

If you could just find a way to make housework sound hazardous, Robinia, I'm sure you could get Tarquin to do your ironing for you.

The teve documentary last night reminded me of this one.

[VINNY100_2]

Blimey...ive signed in on Beta.Trouble is the answers are partialy covered with the current poll.So could only read half your answer bout jam &j ribena...(:O)

[Robinia]

.....are you following me hippy?

J&J is a load of cvcjkdtfdvgsfs....
....ooh dear it's got scrambled on here too

Tarquin.....
do the ironing????!!!!

[VINNY100_2]

noooooo I saw your name in lights over yonder>>>>>hehe..!(:O)

[Robinia]

oooh quick...muggy's in lights now, let's whoosh over there & heckle her...H&G
> > > > >

[Robinia]

tut...it was someone else's thread....

[VINNY100_2]

I know...but I couldnt resist..hehe..!(:O)

[Robinia]

hahaha....serves her right for not coming to say hello...

[VINNY100_2]

>>>>>quickly runs from beta>>
blimey. just be warned not to stay in beta,the bu66ers chuck you in the dungeon...hahahaha..!
waits behind door with rollin pin fer netti...(:O)

[Robinia]

well even a trail of cstrds wouldn't lure me in there....
where did neti go?...what's the betting she's terrorising 'em all in H&G with her rechargeable tools...

[VINNY100_2]

Nighty night.
Must rub some Anbersol on me teeth,it seems to do the trick,Im orf to bed,got to be up at 5:45.And Ive got a memory pillow to go with me mattress...I swear I havent had back pain since I bought it...later dudes.(:O)
leaves a note on the door.."netti put the light out please and bring the milk bottles in and put the cat on the doorstep"(:O)

[Robinia]

well in that case you won't have time to practice your 'impressions' in the morning will you? hahaha
night x

[netibiza]

Well, I only went in there cos Vinny had said he'd been in beta and I wanted to aswell, but I can't get into beta. Or maybe I've forgotten how to.

[netibiza]

Phew, have just done a big trolley shop, and felt a bit perky like Lulu when I was wheeling it down to the carpark, and then the wheels decided to go their own way and then I looked like Mike Tyson trying to control the beast. Why couldn't Lulu have had a rogue trolley.

[Robinia]

perky ?...mmm, not a word I'd associate with you dear
<ducks>

well if that trolley was bad you could soon be having a coronary with one of
these
brings a whole new meaning to Check-out...only in Tesco, tut....I think shop assistants would be a better improvement.

Vin is Biddyford desperate for tourists? There were a lot of ads for holidays there in my paper last night & I was considering it until I saw the reception you get on arrival
charmin'

[jno]

goodness, I saw Lulu on Jools Holland on NY eve, at least I think it was her, though she looked about 25. She and Macca both don't have a wrinkle between them. I wonder if it's the singing that does it? There was also a guy called Seasick Steve

http://youtube.com/watch?v=F9MOalhXaiI&feature =related

never heard of him but what great blues, easily the highlight of the show for me. Just 3 strings too.

[VINNY100_2]

Mornin.
Its cause we know you get lots of rain see ribena.its a friendly gesture to make you feel at home...hehe..!
The local lifeboat is called The Spirit of Derbyshire,many donations come from derby people to buy the lifeboat in ilfracombe.In the summer we have loads of grockles from derby.We have to employ an interpreter...all they seem to talk about is ducks..?I keep tellin them there bloomin shi$$hawks...(:O)

[VINNY100_2]

Yep he was brill jno (:O).

[netibiza]

Am orf now to Q&P - got my brainy head on: