Chavs

[flanker]

Now that the scummy underclass that is the chav is being widely ridiculed by the press, is it now time we had a chav amnesty to allow them to turn in their burberry caps, hoodies, 'trackie bottoms' and cheap gold and allow them time to stop breeding at 13 and go out and get jobs like the rest of us have to do?

 

Do they actually know that they are chavs?

 

We call them pikeys 'round these parts, but as chav is the official 2004 buzz word, I guess we need to change. 

[littleoldme]

Yes, Lizzie Borden was indeed a late-19th century killer who hacked up her parents with an axe: Lizzie Borden took an axe And gave her mother forty whacks. And when she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one. So, not quite as offensive as your average chav then.

[JustScarah]

Pmsl @ this thread! ..... Thanks you lot for putting a smile on my face today.

 

I also dislike Chavee's *snarls*

[Hilton]

I hate chavs. I go to a school full of them and I think they have no idea how pikey they really are. I've got a friend who called this pikey a pikey and the pikey started shout "I'm no pi'ey you cheap caaaw!!" They wandey round with their council estate facelifts (ponytail) and the dirty gold available from the markey (jewellery) They have no idea!!!

[georgit79]

Just a little something that I thought belonged on this thread...

ESSEX HURRICANE APPEAL


A major Hurricane (Shazza) measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit in the
early hours of Monday. Epicentre: Basildon, Essex. Victims were seen
wandering around aimlessly, muttering "faaackin ell" ...


The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately �30 worth of
damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics
and Spanish Costas were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic
burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their
giros arrived.


Essex FM (County Radio Station) reported that hundreds of residents were
confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact
that something interesting had happened in Basildon.


One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It
was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my
bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept
through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Trisha the
next morning."

continued on next thread...

[georgit79]

Apparently though, looting, muggings and car crime did carry on as
normal.The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of
Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals.


Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found
Large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books,
jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.


HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most
sought after - items most needed include:
-- Fila, von Dutch or Burberry baseball caps
-- Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
-- Shell suits (female)
-- White sport socks
-- Rockport boots
-- Any other items usually sold in Primark.


Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Required foodstuffs include:
-- Microwave meals
-- Tins of baked beans
-- Ice cream
-- Cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew.


22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms
�2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9
�5 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of
those affected.

[sweetiemwah]

i am 17 n i wear gold jewellery n sports gear but i wouldnt call myself a chav. I grew up on a council estate and my mum work her arse off to give me what i wanted as im sure every mum wants for her children. Why should you all slag us all off saying were scum and we should change bla bla bla. we are people n all n we just ave a brain 2 stand up for what we think is rights u dont see you slagging off any other types of people but coz we ave nice gear n  nice cars etc you all slag us off i think ur all jealous let us get on with our thing n you can go back to ur ways which in my eyes alot of you are ####### worst than us!!!!