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Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.
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My former job was full of Hitlers, this one isn't. I often used to have a run in with the odd egomaniac, and was equally surprised at just how many people moaned to each other, but refused to take a stand. Crazy.
Referring back to a post about three pages ago, yes, Wagon Wheels were certainly bigger in the 1950's and 60's. It wasn't my imagination.
Who I wonder, will get the coveted 2000 crown before the torpedo hits us? Probably NOT me as I'm not around too often. Will you guys race to the finishing line?
Referring back to a post about three pages ago, yes, Wagon Wheels were certainly bigger in the 1950's and 60's. It wasn't my imagination.
Who I wonder, will get the coveted 2000 crown before the torpedo hits us? Probably NOT me as I'm not around too often. Will you guys race to the finishing line?
Because there are a lot of very insecure people in this world who believe that fear is the best way to get people to do what they want rather than other more productive ways.
So... Does everybody remember the original bit of eye candy in the office? Well there was a leaving do on Friday... And well... I'm in little doubt that he found me at least a little bit attractive... However, we still have Monday to face. And while I don't have a problem switching back to our 'work collegues' personas I find myself quite liking the idea of not just being work collegues any more and perhaps being more... well more like Friday shall we say.... Which is unusual for me in that I generally don't get gooey or doe eyed over anything... So I'd quite like it if he thought that too. But I'm not sure I can broach that subject between 'Have you got such and suches notes and why the heck am I doing an audit for stuff you lost?'
Hmmmm....
So... Does everybody remember the original bit of eye candy in the office? Well there was a leaving do on Friday... And well... I'm in little doubt that he found me at least a little bit attractive... However, we still have Monday to face. And while I don't have a problem switching back to our 'work collegues' personas I find myself quite liking the idea of not just being work collegues any more and perhaps being more... well more like Friday shall we say.... Which is unusual for me in that I generally don't get gooey or doe eyed over anything... So I'd quite like it if he thought that too. But I'm not sure I can broach that subject between 'Have you got such and suches notes and why the heck am I doing an audit for stuff you lost?'
Hmmmm....
I feel like going back to bed, but have rather foolishly volunteered to accompany my wife, and take our three grandchildren up to the retail park for an ice cream fest and a browse around the shops.
Some good bargains to be had lately. Mouth organs in Asda for �1.50 (you never know when you need one!)
Talking of mouth organs, are any of you musical? We know Luna improvises on the spoons. I strongly suspect Naomi may own a piano and even play it. But, how about you two China and Mibs? Do either of you dabble in the crotchets?
I said crotchets!
Some good bargains to be had lately. Mouth organs in Asda for �1.50 (you never know when you need one!)
Talking of mouth organs, are any of you musical? We know Luna improvises on the spoons. I strongly suspect Naomi may own a piano and even play it. But, how about you two China and Mibs? Do either of you dabble in the crotchets?
I said crotchets!
Right! That's it! I'm off to the shower, clean clobber, and then to do battle with the hordes of Sunday shoppers on the estate.
I've been drinking beer lately, but today I think I'll opt for the wine and tonic from Asda - for medicinal purposes only of course!
I shall try to return later to see who rang up the 2000 slot, and if anybody is posting on Mibs' OMG thread on page two.
See you all later I hope.
I've been drinking beer lately, but today I think I'll opt for the wine and tonic from Asda - for medicinal purposes only of course!
I shall try to return later to see who rang up the 2000 slot, and if anybody is posting on Mibs' OMG thread on page two.
See you all later I hope.
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Luna, I just knew you had a musical background. You should keep up the stringed instruments, much quieter, and forget about the bonking, oops, bongos I mean.
I'm glad your back is not giving you jip any longer, but be careful of new age cures, maybe chiropracters are kosher, I don't know, but if they light a pink candle when you walk in, then grab your kecks and head for the door!
China, do you not realise what power you have over men? My word, with your personality, and my frock, we could dominate that office. Do the wiggle girl, and flutter the eyelashes.
I was about to say wear a low cut top and lean over his desk, but that is lesson pack number five. One step at a time. Hook him and play him. Show him what he COULD have, if only he looked after his own bloody papers!
The ice cream fest went well, and we only spent �8 on two sets of ear phones for the lads phones, which turned out to be the wrong ones. You can't win 'em all.
Below are the words of a country and western song I heard in a film yonks ago .....
I'm glad your back is not giving you jip any longer, but be careful of new age cures, maybe chiropracters are kosher, I don't know, but if they light a pink candle when you walk in, then grab your kecks and head for the door!
China, do you not realise what power you have over men? My word, with your personality, and my frock, we could dominate that office. Do the wiggle girl, and flutter the eyelashes.
I was about to say wear a low cut top and lean over his desk, but that is lesson pack number five. One step at a time. Hook him and play him. Show him what he COULD have, if only he looked after his own bloody papers!
The ice cream fest went well, and we only spent �8 on two sets of ear phones for the lads phones, which turned out to be the wrong ones. You can't win 'em all.
Below are the words of a country and western song I heard in a film yonks ago .....
Theland, good to see you - and I'm so sorry you're unwell. Maybe you should have taken that boring job in the garage. Better bored with a relatively easy life than kill yourself trying to do too much. My apologies if I was remiss in addressing your problems the last time you were here. Mibs' observation wasn't lost on me, but my mind was not fully on the job, and since you'd mentioned leadership - a subject that was at the forefront of my thoughts at that time - that's the track my mind followed. Must try harder!
There are plenty of little Hitlers around who make others lives a misery - and they're incredibly insecure, sad, people. Who would wish for such a mentality? Not me, that's for sure! On the receiving end, one needs to allow one's mind to rise above it, and to see them for what they really are. It�s the only way to combat it.
Thank you for asking. The Chairman's gone to ground. I told him I�m resigning, and since then, not a word, despite the Treasurer having written him five letters. I think he's taken fright and departed for good - scuttled off with tail between legs - because if I go he knows he�ll have to do the work. We shall see what happens, but no one is holding their breath.
Theland, I do delegate, but only to volunteers - and the last time someone volunteered - two weeks ago - the job didn't get done - which is often the way - so, once again, I've done it myself. Unreliability drives me insane. I'd rather they sit on their hands if they aren't going to do what they say they will do.
I had a stalker on here last night - someone who doesn�t appear to count me as one of her favourite people. What an odd ball. I swear there are more out than in - and many of them, it appears, frequent AB!
I still don't know where Mibs' other thread is.
There are plenty of little Hitlers around who make others lives a misery - and they're incredibly insecure, sad, people. Who would wish for such a mentality? Not me, that's for sure! On the receiving end, one needs to allow one's mind to rise above it, and to see them for what they really are. It�s the only way to combat it.
Thank you for asking. The Chairman's gone to ground. I told him I�m resigning, and since then, not a word, despite the Treasurer having written him five letters. I think he's taken fright and departed for good - scuttled off with tail between legs - because if I go he knows he�ll have to do the work. We shall see what happens, but no one is holding their breath.
Theland, I do delegate, but only to volunteers - and the last time someone volunteered - two weeks ago - the job didn't get done - which is often the way - so, once again, I've done it myself. Unreliability drives me insane. I'd rather they sit on their hands if they aren't going to do what they say they will do.
I had a stalker on here last night - someone who doesn�t appear to count me as one of her favourite people. What an odd ball. I swear there are more out than in - and many of them, it appears, frequent AB!
I still don't know where Mibs' other thread is.
Here we go folks! Thelands in the lead with an open field!
No logic or reason in the way, uncluttered by a shoe collection, no spoon symphonia stopping progress, and the plaster casted pianist from the home counties is nowhere to be seen!
Theland gallops towards the winning post and the 2000 guinea prize!
YeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH!
No logic or reason in the way, uncluttered by a shoe collection, no spoon symphonia stopping progress, and the plaster casted pianist from the home counties is nowhere to be seen!
Theland gallops towards the winning post and the 2000 guinea prize!
YeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH!
China, oh this sounds very promising indeed!! And you sound, shall we say, rather taken. Oh, how I love romance! Can�t wait for the next instalment.
Luna, I�m sure your back will improve. These things take time (says she of the wonky foot). I�m not sure about on-line dating sites. I think a lot of people find it helpful, so you could give it a go - but please keep a level head and hold a little in reserve - at least initially - and there will be no harm done. Don�t forget, you never know to whom you�re speaking. Let us know how it goes, won�t you.
Mibs, no idea what you�ve been up to, so can�t comment.
Luna, I�m sure your back will improve. These things take time (says she of the wonky foot). I�m not sure about on-line dating sites. I think a lot of people find it helpful, so you could give it a go - but please keep a level head and hold a little in reserve - at least initially - and there will be no harm done. Don�t forget, you never know to whom you�re speaking. Let us know how it goes, won�t you.
Mibs, no idea what you�ve been up to, so can�t comment.
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