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Theland arrives at Answerbank Abbey, completely alone, none of his friends having turned up. He drags his knuckles across the ancient stones, and makes his way to the robing room, and from there to the A.A.S.S.C. (Answerbank Abbey Sports and Social Club).
He's in luck, it's karaoke night and the bingo has just started.
He looks hopefully towards the door, hoping his friends caught a later coach.
Two bottles of wine and a bag of pork scratchings later, and waiting on just one number to win a designer habit and a picture of the pope, he still sits alone, mumbling, rocking to and fro, waiting ..... waiting ...... waiting ............