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Weekend Religious Retreat.
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Accommodation has been arranged for the weekend at, "Answerbank Abbey," for born again Christians, never again Christians, and atheists just needing a bit of a break.
Clad in your loin cloths and habits, you will subject yourselves to the Abbeys' discipline for two whole days.
You should have received your pamphlet in the post by now, so tell me what you think.
Clad in your loin cloths and habits, you will subject yourselves to the Abbeys' discipline for two whole days.
You should have received your pamphlet in the post by now, so tell me what you think.
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Oh a charabanc of course, and a whip round for the driver, stop in the pub on the way, then stop several times more near to some bushes for ........ men to the left, ladies to the right!
Hurry the coach leaves in half an hour.
Location - a complete mystery, know only to the monks and the coach driver.
Hurry the coach leaves in half an hour.
Location - a complete mystery, know only to the monks and the coach driver.
Oh a charabanc of course, and a whip round for the driver, stop in the pub on the way, then stop several times more near to some bushes for ........ men to the left, ladies to the right!
Hurry the coach leaves in half an hour.
Location - a complete mystery, know only to the monks and the coach driver.
Hurry the coach leaves in half an hour.
Location - a complete mystery, know only to the monks and the coach driver.
Oh a charabanc of course, and a whip round for the driver, stop in the pub on the way, then stop several times more near to some bushes for ........ men to the left, ladies to the right!
Hurry the coach leaves in half an hour.
Location - a complete mystery, know only to the monks and the coach driver.
Hurry the coach leaves in half an hour.
Location - a complete mystery, know only to the monks and the coach driver.
Oh a charabanc of course, and a whip round for the driver, stop in the pub on the way, then stop several times more near to some bushes for ........ men to the left, ladies to the right!
Hurry the coach leaves in half an hour.
Location - a complete mystery, know only to the monks and the coach driver.
Hurry the coach leaves in half an hour.
Location - a complete mystery, know only to the monks and the coach driver.
Theland arrives at Answerbank Abbey, completely alone, none of his friends having turned up. He drags his knuckles across the ancient stones, and makes his way to the robing room, and from there to the A.A.S.S.C. (Answerbank Abbey Sports and Social Club).
He's in luck, it's karaoke night and the bingo has just started.
He looks hopefully towards the door, hoping his friends caught a later coach.
Two bottles of wine and a bag of pork scratchings later, and waiting on just one number to win a designer habit and a picture of the pope, he still sits alone, mumbling, rocking to and fro, waiting ..... waiting ...... waiting ............
He's in luck, it's karaoke night and the bingo has just started.
He looks hopefully towards the door, hoping his friends caught a later coach.
Two bottles of wine and a bag of pork scratchings later, and waiting on just one number to win a designer habit and a picture of the pope, he still sits alone, mumbling, rocking to and fro, waiting ..... waiting ...... waiting ............
