Weekend Religious Retreat.

[Theland]

Accommodation has been arranged for the weekend at, "Answerbank Abbey," for born again Christians, never again Christians, and atheists just needing a bit of a break.

Clad in your loin cloths and habits, you will subject yourselves to the Abbeys' discipline for two whole days.

You should have received your pamphlet in the post by now, so tell me what you think.

[Theland]

Wow! Bensmum! I've never been kissed like that before!
Is that how they do it on the cinema?

[bensmum]

oooh I love the little umbrellas!!
I have hidden talents Theland and can't resist a man in habit and sandals. Now are you ready for this ...?

[Theland]

Oh bensmum! What are you doing! I've gone all jelly and weak at the knees!
I just hope Mr Bensmum isn't around and built like two separate gorillas!

[Theland]

I need a Scouser to advise me here.
Bez! Bez! Come quickly! My defences are crumbling!

[China Doll]

Are you sure you actually want the rest of us along Theland? Sounds like you guys are reaching enlightenment quite happily to me!

[bensmum]

Fortunately there isn't a mr bensmum but perhaps unfortuately I am built like 2 separate gorillas which is why you have ended up sitting on my knee!
Where is everyone else? Perhaps there are 2 retreats going on here.

[Theland]

Wow bensmum! What a cuddle! Do you always drink pints like that? You're nearly as bad as China! Nearly!

[Theland]

China - We've got to have a few group sessions, we inherit each others strengths.

[bensmum]

Sorry - I turn into a pumpkin at 10.30 on Fridays - have to go!
Lovely evening Theland - you are full of surprises!

[Theland]

Alone again, Theland cries into his beer!

[naomi24]

Where the flipping heck is China going? It's those stripey bottoms. Doing her no good at all. Theland - never despair - don't cry into your beer - it only waters it down. Fear not!! I'm here ...... and Mibs imay well be bringing up the rear - so to speak!

So tell us more about these habits.

[Theland]

Chinas' in the upstairs lounge chatting.
The habits are in the robing room, next to the loin cloths.
One size fits all I'm afraid, and any colour you like as long as it's black.
You can wear a flower in your hair if you want.

[naomi24]

Oh, come on! We want a bit of style at least. One size fits all? I bet there's not even shampoo, or bathrobes, or funny little shower caps in the bathrooms - not to mention slippers. What sort of place is this? Even the loin cloths are baggy! 'Spect China will like those those - she's into baggy. Theland, you've booked this on the cheap, haven't you?!!!

[China Doll]

I've looked everywhere and can't find my ensuite with the walk in wardrobe

[naomi24]

Me too! Theland, get your act together!!

[bensmum]

Well I was up and about early and I've cooked everyone breakfast!
http://airreview.members.beeb.net/Qantas/Food- SYD-PER-Breakfast.jpg

[naomi24]

Good morning Bensmum, I can't get into your link - and I'm so looking forward to that lovely breakfast!.

[bensmum]

Sorry about the link - it was working when I posted it!
Oh well use your imagination everyone - full english (without the meat for those veggies among us).
Oh and no more dirty habits - I have washed them all.

[naomi24]

Oh, this is great, bensmum - it's about time someone cleaned up Theland's dirty habits. Bet he still keeps his socks on though!

[Theland]

Good morning everybody, I trust you all slept well on the stone floors of your cells?
Sorry about the toiletry arrangements, the ones we wanted are in the West wing, this East wing is a bit utilitarian, but sooooooo cheap!
By the way Bensmum, you were so hot last night!
I've never been kissed like that before. What got into you? Was it the music? George Formby makes me frisky as well!
Thanks for the brekky! I was starving!
Sorry about the habits, you'll get used to them.
We're having a reading from the Book Of Argos later on, somebody is on commission.