Weekend Religious Retreat.

[Theland]

Accommodation has been arranged for the weekend at, "Answerbank Abbey," for born again Christians, never again Christians, and atheists just needing a bit of a break.

Clad in your loin cloths and habits, you will subject yourselves to the Abbeys' discipline for two whole days.

You should have received your pamphlet in the post by now, so tell me what you think.

[weggiewabbit]

I need a break � I�d willingly submit to the young nuns� discipline if that�s an option.

Where�s my pamphlet?

[China Doll]

Will there be wine?

[mibn2cweus]

Thanks Theland, your a life saver. My pamphlet arrived just in the nick of time

[bensmum]

Just what I need at the moment - where's my pamphlet?

[naomi24]

Can I really bring my habits? Mibs, I'm packing my suitcase. Where have you put that key?

I've got my pamphlet - found it in the bathroom - although how the postman got in there, I've no idea. Spooky!

[jake-the-peg]

Sorry, I'm off on holiday next couple of weeks - but I'll think of you all while I'm lying under a palm tree

Don't whip yourselves too hard!

[Theland]

Pamphlets are usually found behind the fridge in the kitchen. It's a cyber thing y'know!

CD, the monks of Answerbank Abbey, (A.A.?), are famous for their wine.

Mibs, that must have hurt, it's glossy paper.

Naomi, you are just showing off because you have designer habits.

[Theland]

If we get over subscribed, you'll have to double up - two to a cell!

[naomi24]

Bagsy I share with Mibs - he knows where the key is.

[Octavius]

It sounds like a most unholy sodality to me, no doubt exponentially promoting some wild abandon of the fait ce que vouldras kind.

�Theland� isn�t altogether that different from �Thelema�, now is it��..

For that sort of �entertainment� I may as well go to Spearmint Rhino. Its nearer.

[wildwood]

I wanna share with China Doll.

Wine and loin cloths, what an orgy!

btw is it essential to have a pamphlet? I shifted the fridge and there was no pamphlet so I presume the mouse that ran out ate it.

[mibn2cweus]

Jake, Watch out for monkeys with coconuts hiding in the trees . . . and tsunamis, and umm . . . reentering booster rockets, etc., etc., etc.

Oh yeah, and have a great and relaxing vacation!

[Theland]

Mibs, you just have to come, I had you pencilled in as a guest speaker. You can't let your fans down. The show must go on!

[Theland]

Jake - We all look forward to our 'duty frees'!

[China Doll]

I wanna go with Jake! :0(

Well unless you can promise palm trees too.

[Theland]

China, you want palm trees? You shall have them. The monks of Answerbank Abbey are also famous for growing palm trees!

[China Doll]

Oh ok then... sign me up if Mibs and Naomi are going too. I understand I already have a roomie too so that's good. Are there bunk beds or is one of those big shed type rooms that everyone sleeps in? Or are the boys and girls seperated?

I'll go pack my sun tan lotion and grass skirt.

[Theland]

I've asked Whiffey of Chatterbank fame to come along and do the cooking.
He / she can work miracles with a packet of mince.

CD - In the interests of science, girls and boys will not be separated.

[China Doll]

What will we be discussing? Can you promise no role play activities?

I'd also like it noted I'm allergic to holy water.

[naomi24]

I'm off on holiday too - but purely in the interests of science, I'll take a short diversion.

China, allergic to Holy Water? You don't drink water!