Weekend Religious Retreat.

[Theland]

Accommodation has been arranged for the weekend at, "Answerbank Abbey," for born again Christians, never again Christians, and atheists just needing a bit of a break.

Clad in your loin cloths and habits, you will subject yourselves to the Abbeys' discipline for two whole days.

You should have received your pamphlet in the post by now, so tell me what you think.

[China Doll]

I brought my book, along too for the ladies only class.

[Theland]

China - they are BAD habits!

[Le Chat]

Am I too late to join the fun? I've brought a case of lambrusco!!

[Theland1]

Fun? Fun? Who stole my posts? Everything I've written this morning is gone.

[Theland1]

Le Chat - As you can see, I've had to change habits due to gremlins in Answerbank Abbey. Or maybe it is haunted!
You and your Lambrusco are most welcome.

[bensmum]

Don't know what happened there Theland - have you upset the powers that be?
I did read your morning posts so they were there not that long ago.

[Theland1]

Bensmum - Did you take them as a souveneir of our evening together?

[bensmum]

Found out again!!!
Actually no, I need no reminders - I have my memories

[naomi24]

Haven't we all, bensmum .... but sadly, he's only after me for my money. Pass the Lambrusco, Le Chat. I'm going to drown my sorrows.

(Anyway Theland, what have you been up to? You keep disappearing. Not a member of the Magic Circle by any chance, are you?).

[bensmum]

I have no money naomi - another one bites the dust!
Can I join you and LeChat - I can bring more wine?

[naomi24]

Good idea - a girls' get-together - and I'll bring another bottle or three - and now he's disappeared we can talk about him - the two-timing rat! China!! Where are you?

[Theland1]

Theland chews on a chicken leg that he has stolen from the kitchen, whilst hiding behind a large statue, and within easy earshot of the females having a girls only session. He takes out his tape recorder, for dark thoughts of blackmail are awakening in his mind.

[Le Chat]

Theland - Pass us a chicken leg, forget the evesdropping, join the girls and have a glass of lambrusco. (classy!)
You're a nutter!
Oh and Wiz, you can bring your mates wife...you know the one that you shagged all those years ago........
Shall I leave now whilst I can?

[mibn2cweus]

Phoenix bird soars overhead, misses statue and . . . ooops, sorry Theland!

[naomi24]

Didn't say anything we shouldn't have, did we girls?

Humphhh .... Le Chat ..... didn't like to mention the quality of the wine you brought - but since you have .... erm .... you don't think you could possibly make a rather more selective choice next time, do you? Lambrusco does nothing whatsoever to enhance the delicate flavours of either pork scratchings or cheese and onion crisps - and we do have our standards, you know.

Here Theland, want some tissues?

[Le Chat]

The quality of wine mentioned is indeed very poor! How about some bottles of my favourite Barolo, although it could all get a bit pricey!

[Theland1]

I can't see!

[Theland1]

The coach for home is leaving shortly, leave your comments in the guest book and climb aboard.

[naomi24]

Never mind the price, Le Chat. Theland's pinched my purse, so he'll be more than happy to pay.

Comments for the guest book: Rotten hotel, cheap vino, fed up eating chicken legs, pork scratchings and crisps, now awaiting blackmail letter, but nevertheless wonderful company . Must do it again sometime.